I guess I'm the type that easily admits when they're wrong and you won't find a boastful ego or mean dude anywhere inside my red head.
When I have applied for jobs my friends always had to remind me that I'm an Eagle Scout. So, yeah, I'm a pretty bird!
My favorite thing ever is crying and choking from laughing too hard.
P.S. - Don't fuck with women, the LGBTQ community, or minorities and we'll get along.
I'm currently a "Senior Application Support Analyst" at MFA Oil Company. I play with the computers in trucks and take things apart to see how they work.
I have a child cat that flays the skin from my bones! He's a nuisance named Caligo but I just call him babby or tiny cat. Whenever I'm home he assaults me with the ebola plushy toy he's obsessed with. He's ridiculous and I love him. Here's a MILD video of him playing fetch:
Ginger. So freckle.
My mind runs really fast in all sorts of unproductive tangents because of reasons. I have sort of a child-like fascination with the world and I do most things at the last minute.
I'm a landfill of information.
Books: What If?, The Martian, H.P. Lovecraft, Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman, The Way Of Zhuang Zi by Thomas Merton, bird field guides, Much Ado About Nothing, Othello, Bulfinch's Mythology, The Metamorphoses, The Universe In A Nutshell, The Gifts Of Imperfection, Mental_floss, Dao de Jing
Movies: Interstellar, Big Trouble In Little China, Step Brothers, Survive Style 5+, Shawshank Redemption, Inception, Christmas Vacation, Lord of War, No Country For Old Men, Wet Hot American Summer, Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie.
T.V.: John Oliver, The Bachelor(ette), Drunk History, Sword Art Online, Black Lagoon, Deathnote, Bob's Burgers (in love with Tina), Attack On Titan, Bee and Puppycat, Throne Game, Bravest Warriors, Through The Wormhole, Archer, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Mythbusters, Tosh.0, Adventure Time, Walking Dead, The Daily Show, Tim and Eric, Family Guy, The Simpsons
Games: DDR, Borderlands, Psychonauts, Minecraft, Puzzle Quest, Mass Effect(s), Pokemans, Dark Souls (for some fucking reason lately), silly co-op games, and VR stuff!
Music: Vulfpeck, Shook, Solidisco, Breakbot, Architecture in Helsinki, Vampire Weekend, Treasure Fingers, Zero 7, Lemon Jelly, Shugo Tokumaru, Go Go Bizkitt, Q-Tip, Blue Scholars, A Tribe Called Quest, Ahmad Jamal, Count Basie, Duke Ellington
Food: The kind you eat in your mouth.
...but for real, I love to cook. Better yet, I love to cook with others, so expect that as a potential hangout idea.
The non-purposeful, open-ended universe
White V-neck undershirts
I don't have the time to deal with conservatives or the religious because of the whole it-being-the-21st-century thing. There is merit in both of those ideals if done correctly, but if you voted for Trump, aren't pro-choice, and would rather rely on scripture than peer-reviewed journals, we'd have a tough road to hoe. Not an impossible road, but probably one that would end in friendship.
Actually, forget about everything else I wrote: message me if you are a learner for the fun of it, have a sense of humor, and can laugh at all the things while still understanding that we don't know anything yet.