physys
29Columbia, United States
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My self-summary
I'm Jack! Most of my time is spent laughing, learning new things, and trying to figure out what the hell is going on.
I guess I'm the type that easily admits when they're wrong and you won't find a boastful ego or mean dude anywhere inside my red head.

When I have applied for jobs my friends always had to remind me that I'm an Eagle Scout. So, yeah, I'm a pretty bird!

My favorite thing ever is crying and choking from laughing too hard.

P.S. - Don't fuck with women, the LGBTQ community, or minorities and we'll get along.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been organizing silly D&D games and taking math classes online because that's apparently what my brain wants right now?

I'm currently a "Senior Application Support Analyst" at MFA Oil Company. I play with the computers in trucks and take things apart to see how they work.

I have a child cat that flays the skin from my bones! He's a nuisance named Caligo but I just call him babby or tiny cat. Whenever I'm home he assaults me with the ebola plushy toy he's obsessed with. He's ridiculous and I love him. Here's a MILD video of him playing fetch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7I4v7p1sSQ
I’m really good at
science, thinkin', useless knowledge, birds, dimples, laughing, teaching, cooking, crying over commercials
The first things people usually notice about me
PEOPLE USUALLY NOTICE THAT MY VOICE CARRIES.

Ginger. So freckle.

My mind runs really fast in all sorts of unproductive tangents because of reasons. I have sort of a child-like fascination with the world and I do most things at the last minute.

I'm a landfill of information.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've been devouring "My Brother, My Brother, And Me" (MBMBaM) podcast because it regularly brings me to tears of laughter. Oh, and Serial, Rose Buddies, Radiolab, Judge John Hodgman, and NPR's TED Radio Hour podcast.

Books: What If?, The Martian, H.P. Lovecraft, Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman, The Way Of Zhuang Zi by Thomas Merton, bird field guides, Much Ado About Nothing, Othello, Bulfinch's Mythology, The Metamorphoses, The Universe In A Nutshell, The Gifts Of Imperfection, Mental_floss, Dao de Jing

Movies: Interstellar, Big Trouble In Little China, Step Brothers, Survive Style 5+, Shawshank Redemption, Inception, Christmas Vacation, Lord of War, No Country For Old Men, Wet Hot American Summer, Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie.

T.V.: John Oliver, The Bachelor(ette), Drunk History, Sword Art Online, Black Lagoon, Deathnote, Bob's Burgers (in love with Tina), Attack On Titan, Bee and Puppycat, Throne Game, Bravest Warriors, Through The Wormhole, Archer, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Mythbusters, Tosh.0, Adventure Time, Walking Dead, The Daily Show, Tim and Eric, Family Guy, The Simpsons

Games: DDR, Borderlands, Psychonauts, Minecraft, Puzzle Quest, Mass Effect(s), Pokemans, Dark Souls (for some fucking reason lately), silly co-op games, and VR stuff!

Music: Vulfpeck, Shook, Solidisco, Breakbot, Architecture in Helsinki, Vampire Weekend, Treasure Fingers, Zero 7, Lemon Jelly, Shugo Tokumaru, Go Go Bizkitt, Q-Tip, Blue Scholars, A Tribe Called Quest, Ahmad Jamal, Count Basie, Duke Ellington

Food: The kind you eat in your mouth.
...but for real, I love to cook. Better yet, I love to cook with others, so expect that as a potential hangout idea.
Six things I could never do without
Laughter
The non-purposeful, open-ended universe
Technology
Wikipedia
White V-neck undershirts
Science!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...how I can make something funny, how a word is pronounced, and how the hell everything works.

...why?
On a typical Friday night I am
...in places and spaces. I used to go out all the time but now I just don't know what I do. Sometimes I'm out being silly, sometimes I'm in being lazy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't care for Christmas.
You should message me if
...you can hold a lively conversation, aren't demure, and have a witty sense of humor. I'm a talker and equally a listener, because DUH.

I don't have the time to deal with conservatives or the religious because of the whole it-being-the-21st-century thing. There is merit in both of those ideals if done correctly, but if you voted for Trump, aren't pro-choice, and would rather rely on scripture than peer-reviewed journals, we'd have a tough road to hoe. Not an impossible road, but probably one that would end in friendship.

Actually, forget about everything else I wrote: message me if you are a learner for the fun of it, have a sense of humor, and can laugh at all the things while still understanding that we don't know anything yet.
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