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My self-summary
I am not a prude, stick in the mud, or even close to dull. It's not
that I try not to, it's that I am not. Forward motion please.

I am artistic, very witty, and easy.
Artistic - I can see around and inside things. And create the
Very Witty - I have no frontal lobe; my thoughts are snap fast,
sharp without being mean, and tend to fall from my lips without
hesitation, and, 98% of the time, create smiles. Yet I am not
uncouth, I know when to stuff a sock in it, but those situations
tend to make my ears pop.
Easy - What, where, when, and how, do you want to do? Why is not an
issue. Open means open, ready means ready, bungee cord means
gravity abated.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it with my view permanently askew.
I’m really good at
Actually, really really good at seeing, listening, cooking, and, totally for real, making you laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
Since there's little hair to distract you, it's my eyes; bright hazel with an impish gleam. And, with confirmation from outside sources, a viral infectious laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Very long list! Lets just say I'm omnivorous.
Six things I could never do without
My kids, my camera, the touch of a hand on the nape of my neck, my laugh, my bike (working towards a century)((Accomplished!)) , foie gras.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Eeek! I can't even backtrack the last three thoughts.
All right, here's one, the dead philosophy the Repugnants keep getting fools to believe. They glorify the stupid, and the stupid love it (ie: Bush/Palin/Trump) Yup, thats right, if you voted for one or more of those morons we might have issues...more than might.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hmmm...uhhh...welll...ask me.
You should message me if
You happen to be any combination of these: smart, warm, adventurous, daring, knows that touching is a gift and expects the same, sees metaphors, has sense humor, or needs yours tickled.
The two of us