30West Warwick, United States
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My self-summary
I work hard and play harder. I like to sing and play music (be warned: I get a kick out of Karaoke). I also love photography and graphic design. In my previous life, I was in musical theatre and played piano in bars... I haven't quite abandoned the arts... It's just now I'm far more aware that there's too much drama in drama. I think intelligence is sexy as hell! Keep me on the edge of my seat or make me laugh and we will get along mellifluously.

What I’m doing with my life
I am a management consultant for a company based in the UK. It sounds boring maybe, I know... but really... it's like I am a Jedi! I have so much fun doing it.
I play in bands when I can, I take photos incessantly, I buy really crappy sunglasses because I have a terrible habit of losing them, I just recently learned how to paint walls ( and I'm kinda going a little nuts with it!), and I go snowboarding on winter weekends... motorcycling through the white mountains in the summer... I like to live life in the moment. I don't want to ever look back and regret 'not leaping' when standing on adventure's edge.
I’m really good at
taking things apart, fixing them, and putting them back together - no instructions necessary. I recently fixed my water boiler with a screw driver, a razor blade, and a soldering gun

picking up new things, playing songs by ear (I taught myself Rocket Man from my shoddy memory of the song. I later played it to find that I had the right key... psshhh I know right? Right!? 'ear me now) remembering weird details, back massages, making a mean batch of scrambled eggs! OOO and Pancakes (can you tell I am hungry?) opening myself up to that's what she said jokes.... uggghh Scaring my mom with my driving *sorry mom!*
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Or sometimes my ass - it knocks things over. I have been told its quite the shelf
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Go The Fuck To Sleep, 50 Shades of Grey as read by Gilbert Gottfried

Movies: 7 Psychopaths, anything Miyazaki, Star Wars (Specifically the Despecialized Editions... and you get points if you know what i am talking about) The Intouchables, Snatch, The Sandlot, The Art of Flight, Inception, Interstellar, Inglorious Bastards, Tron: Legacy, The Time Traveler's Wife, About Time, Serenity, new and old Star Trek, The Jerk, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, and anything animated from Disney or Pixar(Sort of a guilty pleasure) and I feel like I'm really going to like Swiss Army Man.... Just a solid guy feel.

Shows: The Walking Dead, Lost, Fringe, Revolution, Adventure Time, Battlestar Galactica, Mad Men, Lie To Me, Arrested Development, Shameless, Californication, Archer, True Blood, Continuum, Dexter, Homeland, House of Cards, 24, the first season of Heroes, Always Sunny, Breaking Bad, American Horror Story, Supernatural (I don't know how I fell into that sink-hole but I like it :P), The 100(see previous remark), The Expanse, Top Gear UK (So GOOD!!!) Both Seasons of Strike Back, Life on Mars

Six things I could never do without
Brunch, music, fresh air (NPR... not actually air. Well ACTUALLY air but you know), single malt scotch, my lips on your shoulders 😏, and my little Shiba doge 🐕
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Problem solving, what are the chord to songs, grammar, "OK, what's next?", unlikely use of contractions(and on that... The word 'err' is like the lazy man's 'error' wtf?), how the person who put the letter B in the word 'subtle' is hilarious (I see what you did there), spending time with family back home (nh), what's on Groupon, my next year's Halloween costume, "how am I going to make that fit on a ppt slide?", what if Hitler had Twitter and Google Analytics (this hit me at 4AM one night... I couldn't stop laughing #miencompf) , "do I really need to be here or can I go play outside now?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Wearing sunglasses at night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
So I figured I'd make this section a little fun. Let's just call this two truths and a lie! You tell me what's what, k?:

1. My dad's a nudist and my mom's a priest.
2. I've never finished an entire stick of deodorant in my life and smell amazeballs.
3. I once met Adam Sandler at Hampton Beach and he called me a jack-off
You should message me if
you aren't offended by my sense of humor, you too are looking to take over the world, you want to play music together, you feel like it, or you have an adventure in mind...
The two of us