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My self-summary
A former NYer now living back in NYC. I hardly consider my job work at all, it's too much fun. (You'll have to guess what I do). I travel a lot (both for work and for fun). I'm a mixed bag of political science, experimental art, math/science, and class clown. I even like sports too (Lets go Mets!). I'm all over the place. I love music and movies and look for any excuse to learn more about them. And I'm not saying that in some generic dating profile sense. A good movie or song can literally make me fall in love with that film/song. Hell, even bad ones can too. My only exception is country, mainly because....I don't know. I just don't like it.

Anyways, if you read this far and would like to see if I'm really as awesome as I make myself out to be, give me a shout. (Don't really shout. I probably won't hear you. Just message me on here).
What I’m doing with my life
Flying jets. Having fun. Being badass.
I’m really good at
Looking like I'm working. Oh, I also excel at breathing.
The first things people usually notice about me
The sexiness that radiates from my presence. On to the next question with an obvious answer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books-A Clockwork Orange, 1984, Slaughterhouse Five, Catch 22

Movies-Anything really. Try me. I go from artsy to camp to classic to trash. I really try not to discriminate when it comes to movies. However, here are some that I can watch over an over again:

Fiction: A Clockwork Orange, Requiem for a Dream, Taxi Driver, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, Pulp Fiction, Memento, Pi, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Dr. Strangelove, There Will Be Blood, Dead Snow, Y Tu Mama Tambien, SLC Punk, 11:14, Dead Alive, Troll 2, Moon.

Non-fiction: The Corporation, Capitalism: A Love Story, Grizzly Man, This Film is Not Yet Rated, Little Dieter Needs to Fly, Don't Look Back, Inside Job, Exit Through the Gift Shop, Religulous.

Music-I go in and out of genres periodically. Typically I listen to Gogol Bordello, The World Inferno Friendship Society, NoFX, The Dead Milkmen, The Dead Kennedy's, Streetlight Manifesto, Reel Big Fish, Anti-Flag, The Von Bondies, Bad Religion, The Pixies, Weezer, Flogging Molly, Daft Punk, Dropkick Murphy's, Fatboy Slim, The Arctic Monkeys, Propellerheads, The Adolescents, The Adicts and whatever else I'm in the mood for. If you know or have heard of at least three of these bands, we'll get along.

TV: All my TV I watch online. Netflix is my favorite day killer. I also watch the Daily Show, Colbert Report, South Park, Archer, Louie, Bar Rescue, Real Time with Bill Maher.
Food-Good food. And dessert.
Six things I could never do without
The NY Mets
Justin Bieber
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. I think about politics, humanity, science, the universe, religion and society a lot.

I also think about what I'm eating next and how many hours of sleep I'll get if I go to bed at this exact moment and how long I can procrastinate on something and still get it done on time. You know, important stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably out fighting terrorists/saving the world from utter destruction.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a huge tattoo on my back that says "Thug Life 4 Ever." But don't tell anyone. My mom would kill me if she ever found out.
You should message me if
You have a functioning computing device with internet access.

You think I'm interesting. You think we might have something in common.

Can't stress the functioning computer with internet connection thing though. It's really tough to participate in online dating otherwise.
The two of us