Women keep saying that they want a good sense of humor, unfortunately mine has several warrants and trips old people who go walk in the mall before the stores open.
So I've noticed a couple things recently. I'll never be happy with anyone that couldn't be described as "awesome," "exceptional," or "Megan Fox." Wait, how many things was that? Anyway, I am better at watching Netflix than you, even if you listed it under the things you are good at.
I am one or more of the following: intelligent, funny, good-looking, batman, always right(you'lll see it and it'll annoy you), a horrible swimmer, other stuff probably, and most of all modest. Perhaps even the MOST modest. I also refuse to prove any of these things. Ever.
(Disclaimer: I will not actually make a pie chart).
"This opera is as lousy as it is brilliant!" - Robot Devil
Probably other things. Also , I could do without all of the previous things, especially the first one.
Kung Fu movies.
Masculism. (Apparently I didn't make that word up, I thought I had for the few seconds that preceded my first Google search on it)
I wonder if it makes me narcissistic that my profile on a dating website was written for my own amusement rather than constructed in a way to actually attract people?
tl;dr A bunch of lies followed by nothing important.