31 Long Beach, United States
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My self-summary
Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a lawyer, and I ask myself this question everyday.
I’m really good at
Being really, really, really good looking. I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not white. "Random" luggage search my ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Roots, The Big Lebowski, Peepshow, Stevie Wonder at Jazzfest, Chef's Special Omelette with chocolate pecan pie and an orange freeze from the Camilla Grill.
The six things I could never do without
Kitten massage therapy, hindsight, nipples, OKCupid, math.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
On a typical Friday night I am
Something something beer *sploosh*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I found Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny.
You should message me if
Let's be real, if anything I'll be messaging you.