35St. Louis, United States
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My self-summary
Is this the part where I tell people I was an argentine bear wrestler. 7-2 on the bear circut. They used to call me borstonitzla roughly translated as man who punches bears in the face. Also im a looney. If its not odd or weird I likely will not like it. Normal people piss me off. Everyone is strange in some way. Embrace that. Be a fucking human. Try that shit on.
What I’m doing with my life
Bartending. Making awesomer drinks and fixing a house up in my spare time. Trying to figure out a macho man randy savage costume for halloween.
I’m really good at
Changing movie titles to make them sound dirty. Fixing horseraces. Reasoning with crazy people.Finding the answer to the worlds problems with tequila. Outdoor urination. Thowing bangin parties. Using buttstuff casually in a sentence. Taking photos. Blowing minds. Shooting stuff. Making bad videos. Using slowmo for the best stuff
The first things people usually notice about me
I honestly have no Idea anymore. Tell me what you notice. Im building a graph in my spare time. Its going to be of the pie nature and include patterns not just colors. I think they might notice Im white. Without hair. And a face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book- Catch-22 or 1984, I love to read which makes this terribly hard to decide on. Anything funny or with a deep story. I love a good story.

Movie- Big Trouble in Little China (comedy) Seven Samurai (Drama) I love Kung-Fu too but film is great I just don't usually have the time to sit down and enjoy.

Music-Dance, Indie rock, Blues, Classic rock, hip-hop (like the real stuff) just about all music can be enjoyed. I'm not into modern country though

Food- Can I eat it? Does it taste good? Then sure I'll try it

Shows- Archer, Walking Dead, Southpark, Battlestar Galactia, Top Shot, Nova .....
Six things I could never do without
1. A good pair of boots
2. Camera
3. A good lighter. Bic or better
4. Family
5. Sense of humor
6. Thumbs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, the universe, everything!
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes work. Sometimes drinks. Sometimes anarchy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a compulsive need to wear things on my wrists.
You should message me if
You want to? what kind of friggin question is this?
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