30Telford, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I would describe myself as an easygoing guy with a somewhat laidback attitude to life - i genuinely would be happy as can be in a little wi-fi enable hammock raft just sailing around the coast :D, or an old trusty volvo estate road-tripping my ass off across Europe!

Experience and stimulation are the true things that give a life context and lead to fulfillment (look at me getting all zen up in here) but unfortunatley 98% of this country seems to think otherwise. Hopefully that ratio isn't so harsh online, but im staying cynical :P
What I’m doing with my life
Working as a designer, pretty cool and creative! aside from that coming up with various contraptions and future JML esque products! Also i need a GoPro. everyones life with one seems about 345% more awesome, and would make a roadtrip wayy better
I’m really good at
- Spontaneously trying to do something insanely ambitious
- Reaching tall things
-Attempting to outchef Jamie Oliver when it comes to making Pizza. there is literally no such thing as too many different toppings. I assure you.
- Learning new and virtually pointless information, then being blown away by said knowledge
-Road Trips
-Consistently, without fail, calculating the incorrect time of the day by at least an hour.
-Refusing to give my car a service. i know, its kind of sadistic.
The first things people usually notice about me
- Im like a younger, less BBC funded Brian Cox.

- My Shoes could function as small ocean liners for a family of borrowers

-I understand the concept of balance, but fail completely in its implementation
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Altered Carbon - Richard Morgan
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Revelation Space - Alastair Reynolds
Slaugterhouse 5 - Kurt Vonnegurt
Any old Asimov stuff - that stuff was like dreamfood as a child

5th Element
Repo Men
Lost Highway
The Thing
Seven Psychopaths
Pi (not the one with a tiger, although thats kinda cool too)

+ about 3200 others, i love GOOD movies

Music - Anything from indie rock to electronica. love my old school stuff (queen, acdc, van halen) but anything with reasonable lyrical content ill be quite happy listening to.

Food, erm pizzas and mexican food win out. if someone is able to master a good pizza taco, im putty in your hands.
Six things I could never do without
Fruit Juice
The Internet and all of its random glory
My car (i hate you but i still need you)
Saturday Lie Ins
Friends & Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
nothing, everything, daydreaming, coming up with some crappy JML product that could make me billions, planning global dominance
On a typical Friday night I am
varying from chilling with friends, drinking, partying, global dominance, the usual
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I havent gone to hospital with anything but laughable injuries. i dont know why.
You should message me if
you like the look of me, aren't going to try and secure some kind of green card out of me, and found this video as hilarious as i did:
The two of us