29 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I am watching TV while filling this out and have discovered a show called "Wicked Tuna." That was going to be my tumblr blog name. I am filing a suit.
What I’m doing with my life
My education says I'm a biologist with an extra English degree. Now I work for myself, helping companies quantify and manage their energy/carbon emissions/sustainability issues. Also a few entrepreneurial ventures here and there.

I recently moved from Brooklyn to Portland to take advantage of my remote work. I'm excited to explore a new city! And I need tour guides!
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My fresh fade.

Also, I have very long limbs, like an orangutan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Marilynne Robinson, Junot Diaz, Raymond Carver. Harry. Motherf*cking. Potter.

TV: The League, Seinfeld, Gilmore Girls, Columbo, and the '80s BBC Sherlock Holmes series with Jeremy Brett

Music: Doggystyle

Food: I love eating and I will eat just about anything, but I'm bad at being trendy about it. All the cool kids these days are foodies, aren't they?
The six things I could never do without
- Big honkin' dogs
- Wikipedia. I am a hopeless, desperate, insatiatable information addict.
- My skates. Fun fact: I've been a figure skater my whole life.
- A carefully curated collection of podcasts and audiobooks
- Food that has been cooked for me, not by me. I often go to places wherein I can pay others to cook for me.
- Creative, out-of-the-box people to surround and inspire me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why on earth do poorly-translated signs, menus etc. always have quotation marks around random words?
On a typical Friday night I am
Hiding in the corner drinking Andre out tha bottle.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am far less capable than I appear!
You should message me if
You recycle diligently.

You like to look under rocks.

And great jumping jesus christ on a pogo stick -- please be smart and articulate. I have no time for people from whom I cannot learn anything.