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My self-summary
Southern born and bred, new to LA after several years in New York Rocking City. Looking to explore life in a beautiful new city.
What I’m doing with my life
Knocking on doors. Former Broadway producer. Before that I was an actor, carpenter, waiter, kayak guide, blacksmith, etc. On a less specific level? Trying to figure it out.
I’m really good at
Deep thoughts, piratey construction projects, Tom Sawyer-type schemes, relaxing, enjoying.
The first things people usually notice about me
Dunno... height? smile? whether or not I'm on fire?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: all of them. F Scott Fitzgerald is kinda my hero.

Movies: anything involving pirates, Batman, or underappreciated character actors.

Music: a wide and growing variety, and I go through phases. "Best band ever" vote goes to the Stones. Always waiting for Yeezy season.

TV: You name it, I love it, but at the moment Archer is the alpha dog.
Six things I could never do without
hot showers, pizza, books, beer, rock, & roll.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
History, art, entertainment, people. How to channel the happiness of dogs, because it seems like they have it way the hell more figured out than humans do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Putting figurative dents in literal kegs. Trying to toe the magic line between forming great memories and forming no memories at all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm going to get rich by selling a cologne that smells like McDonald's french fries.

Please don't steal my idea. I trusted you.
You should message me if
when I do cartoony things in exuberant fashion, you're going to think "he's an idiot" in the good way, not the bad way.
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