I am enthusiastic, kind, overly rational, funny, occasionally uptight (working on it), handy, and pragmatic. My goal is to get my shit together as much as I can, and store it somewhere safe like the shit museum.
I'm a textbook INTP, if that means anything to you. I have lots to talk about with INTJs and other INTPs, but I can usually connect with anyone who's not a jerk, even if we're very different. I like genuine people who speak readily about their feelings and opinions, eager people who share their excitement with the world, and intelligent people who use their powers for good. I have very few inhibitions (but not in the "lol you guys let's shout 'penis' in public" kind of way), and I'll try almost any new experience. I give good hugs, I'm bad at picking up after myself, and I love karaoke.
BMinor and I bought our first house not too long ago, which is SUPER RAD. I'm digging into home improvement and enjoying it. We have a neurotic Corgi, a young cat who never stops, and three adorable chinchillas. If you've never touched a chinchilla, you do not know true softness.
I'm a Web developer for AOL in Ashburn (yeah, THAT AOL) and my job is awesome. A lot of my free time is spent designing and coding other Web tools, because I am the coolest guy. I'm passionate about gaming -- video games, board games...anything that challenges you, provides a unique experience, or brings you together with friends. I'd love to make a career out of games, or at least dabble a little more professionally.
I really like music, reading, animals, desserts, and neuroscience. I've been trying to get out of my comfort zone and find new hobbies, like marksmanship. Tell me about your cool hobbies!
Movies: Wayne's World, Mean Girls, Galaxy Quest, Interstella 5555, Good Will Hunting, Ocean's Eleven, Inception, Little Miss Sunshine, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Trainspotting, Anchorman, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pulp Fiction, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Groundhog Day, Love Actually, Mulan, The Emperor's New Groove, most other Disney and Pixar movies
TV/etc.: Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Psych, Rick and Morty, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Broad City, The IT Crowd, New Girl, The Mindy Project, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, The United States of Tara, Orphan Black, Master of None
Music: Daft Punk, Queen, They Might Be Giants, Cake, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Modest Mouse, Foo Fighters, Electric Six, Bang Camaro, Mother Mother, Them Crooked Vultures, Jukebox the Ghost, OK Go, Pixies, The Dead Weather, The Raconteurs, Two Door Cinema Club, Screaming Females, The Kills, most "90s alternative"
Food: Um...Panda Express?
Games: Rock Band, Guitar Hero, Dance Central, DDR (Dance Dance Revolution), Legend of Zelda series, Metroid series, Final Fantasy series, Katamari Damacy, Cave Story, I Wanna Be the Guy, Earthbound, Undertale, Half-Life series, Portal, Psychonauts, Dominion, Citadels, Puerto Rico, many other board/card games
3) The Internet
5) My imagination
• My failures instead of my successes.
• Whatever Web project I'm working on.
• Interior design.
• Being a woman. (I don't identify as trans, but it's close.)
• How amazing it is that everyone is so different, despite all of our similarities.
• Self-driving cars.
Want to hook up with me and/or my wife? Also cool! We're flexible. Both of us prefer ladies right now, but we're down to meet other couples, and men are not off the table (but please don't be disappointed if I don't reply).