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My self-summary
Hello, beautiful people! My wife BMinor and I met on OKCupid, and now we're looking for new friends, both with and without benefits. We practice ethical and consensual non-monogamy, and we mean it about being friends! Wanting to bang one of us is not required.

I am enthusiastic, kind, overly rational, funny, occasionally uptight (working on it), handy, goofy, and pragmatic. My shit is maybe...60-70% together? The goal is to keep that going, maybe even improve on it, and eventually store it somewhere safe like the shit museum.

I'm a textbook INTP, if that means anything to you. I have lots to talk about with INTJs and other INTPs, but I can connect with anyone who's not a jerk, even if we're super different. I like genuine people who speak readily about their feelings and opinions, eager people who share their excitement with the world, and intelligent people who use their powers for good. I have very few inhibitions (but not in the "lol you guys let's shout 'penis' in public" kind of way), and I'll try almost any new experience once. I like hugs, arguing, creating things, karaoke, and lists.

Recently I've been rekindling a long-time interest in D/s (as a sub) and new things of that nature. Look me up on Fetlife, "pksage"!

If you're looking for tall, dark, and handsome, I'm...6'4".
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly trying to balance my constant drive for "productivity", heavy air quotes, with relaxation and calm. See also: Actually being social with cool people like you instead of being a hermit all the damn time.

BMinor and I bought our first house not too long ago, which is SUPER RAD. I'm digging into home improvement and enjoying it. We have a menagerie going: one neurotic and wonderful Corgi, three precious and evil cats, and three adorable chinchillas. If you've never touched a chinchilla, you do not know true softness.

I recently started my Literal, Actual Dream Job in the video games industry, after six years of good but not terribly engaging work for other software companies. Even outside of work, a lot of my time is spent designing and coding Web tools, because I am just the coolest. I'm passionate about gaming -- video games, board games, party/social games...anything that challenges you, provides a unique experience, or brings you together with friends.

I'm trying and failing to develop the discipline for other interests, like learning an instrument. I also enjoy being led out of my comfort zone into new and unfamiliar activities. Tell me about your cool hobbies!
I’m really good at
Problem solving

Seeing the best in people, and other such naïveté

Music video games (Rock Band, DDR, etc.)

Going really hard at something that I'm interested in

Back, neck, hand, foot, and scalp massage (yes, both platonically AND in the foreplay sense, thanks)
The first things people usually notice about me
My size. I'm 6'4". I could put something thought-provoking here, but anything else is probably going to take a back seat. (BMinor told me to put "doofy smile" as #2. Thanks, boo.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Terry Pratchett's Discworld series; the His Dark Materials series; Stranger in a Strange Land; the Song of Ice and Fire series; Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance; Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!; the Gentlemen Bastards series (The Lies of Locke Lamora); The Dresden Files; most well-written sci-fi and fantasy; Terry Pratchett, Robert Anton Wilson, Neil Gaiman, Brandon Sanderson, Roald Dahl

Movies: Wayne's World, Mean Girls, Galaxy Quest, Interstella 5555, Good Will Hunting, Ocean's Eleven, Inception, Little Miss Sunshine, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Trainspotting, Anchorman, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pulp Fiction, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Groundhog Day, Love Actually, Mulan, The Emperor's New Groove, most other Disney and Pixar movies

TV/etc.: Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Psych, Rick and Morty, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Broad City, The IT Crowd, New Girl, The Mindy Project, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, The United States of Tara, Orphan Black, Master of None

Music: Daft Punk, Queen, They Might Be Giants, Cake, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Modest Mouse, Foo Fighters, Electric Six, Bang Camaro, Mother Mother, Them Crooked Vultures, Jukebox the Ghost, OK Go, Pixies, The Dead Weather, The Raconteurs, Two Door Cinema Club, Screaming Females, The Kills, most "90s alternative"

Food: Um...Panda Express?

Games: Rock Band, Guitar Hero, Dance Central, DDR (Dance Dance Revolution), Legend of Zelda series, Metroid series, Final Fantasy series, Katamari Damacy, Cave Story, I Wanna Be the Guy, Earthbound, Undertale, Half-Life series, Portal, Psychonauts, Dominion, Citadels, Puerto Rico, many other board/card games
Six things I could never do without
1) A lifestyle where I can freely do my own thing and be a skeptic
2) Music
3) The Internet
4) BMinor
5) My imagination
6) Optimism and hope
I spend a lot of time thinking about
• What life would be like if we had teleportation.
• My failures instead of my successes.
• Whatever Web project I'm working on.
• Boobs. Breasts, tits, knockers, jugs, and melons, too.
• Interior design.
• Magically becoming female. (I don't identify as trans, but it's close.)
• Dessert.
• How amazing it is that everyone is so different, despite all of our similarities, and vice-versa.
• Boobs again. Going for honesty, here.
• Self-driving cars.
• Ciphers, codes, and ARGs.
• Pokémon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching TV with BMinor or hanging out with friends. Possibly playing video games. Sleeping, maybe. Sometimes I'll even go out for food! You paid for the whole seat, folks, but you're only gonna need the edge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The only time I was pegged was in college, and we didn't really do it properly, and I've been scared of butt stuff since then.
You should message me if
Looking for friends? Hell yes! Let's play video games, do each other's nails, bro out, talk about our passions, eat some food, queue up a bunch of YouTube videos, and maybe catch a rock show in DC. If you want a down-to-earth weekend pal, a gaming buddy, or whatever else, hit me up.

Want to hook up with me and/or my wife? Also cool! We're flexible. Both of us prefer ladies right now, but we're also down to meet other couples, and men are not off the table (but please don't be disappointed if I don't reply).
The two of us