A: You just came here to see my pictures. In that case feel free to check them out now. I took some myself as photography is a newfound hobby.
B: After clicking on my profile you immediately realized you've made a huge mistake. In which case take a deep breath and slowly and calmly hit the back button. Everything will be okay. There are hundreds of weirdos on here to send you dick pics(I'm not quite that weird), nothing to worry about.
C: You have read up to this point for a reason and are interested in knowing more about me. If you thought C then congratulations for reading this far. Hello again and let me tell you about myself. I am a social worker and am very passionate about what I do. After college I lived in northern Ontario and worked at a treatment centre for aboriginal youth on a reserve for close to a year. Now I work with developmentally delayed adults at a group home and I truly enjoy what I do. I am a badass and a gentleman with a good heart at the same time. I am a longboarding, musical fellow, and I love a good debate, philosophical conversation or general shit shooting session. I prefer talking in person or on the phone to talking on the computer and love meeting new people. I am genuine and passionate about life.
Opening stubborn jars
My good vibes
My golden smile?
My charming wit?
Shows: Mostly the History channel as well as Discovery. My least favorite show ever which can literally make me physically uncomfortable and almost sick is "Todlers and Tiaras". Some of my favorite shows are: Mountain Men, NOVA, Mythbusters, Top Gear, Pawn Stars, New Girl, Modern Family, Ellen, and most of all (watch it every day I can with my dad) Judge Judy.
Instead of listing all my favourite bands I thought I'd list my favourite singers and guitarists.
Top five singers in no particular order:
W. Axl Rose (Guns N' Roses)
Phil Anselmo (Pantera)
Glenn Danzig (Danzig, The Misfits)
Jim Morrison (The Doors)
Top five guitarists in no particular order:
Slash (Guns N' Roses)
Dimebag Darrel (Pantera)
Billy Gibbons (ZZ Top)
Robbie Robertson (The Band)
Food:Steak is my all time favourite. I love food. I however, have never been a fan of dessert, and am not a fan of "birthday cake pressure"|
(Cut to scene, at a family get together for someones birthday, Aunt cutting the cake offering me a piece )
Aunt: Would you like a piece of birthday cake?
Me: No thank you.
Aunt: But I Baked it myself!
(I can see the box it came in, on the counter in the kitchen)
Me: I'm sure it's lovely but I'll pass.
Aunt: Oh comeon try it.
Me: No thank you. I'm good.
Aunt: You don't want just a small piece? It's birthday cake!
(She says this as if the fact that the cake is commemorated to someone's birth should make a difference in how much I like cake.)
Grandfather: Don't you know it's bad luck not to have a piece of birthday cake?
(This is a myth I assure you)
Mother eating cake: MMMMMMMMM IT'S SOOOOO GOOD
Father finishing cake: I'll have another, please.
Aunt to me: Are you sure you don't want some?
Me realizing I might not win this battle: Um
Aunt: Oh Ill cut you just a small piece
It's funny that I've encountered way more peer pressure around birthday cake than I ever have around drugs and alcohol.
Samantha (my car)
My leather jacket