62Evansville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm generally laid back but when I'm intent on a task, I forget about the world around me at times. I like to think I've got a good sense of humor. Then again, people without one usually think that too. I generally try to do right by other people.
I am outgoing, garrulous, and calm

I don't have drame in my life and I don't have any baggage. I also don't text. I like people and things like texting, twitter, facebook and the like tend to keep people apart. I'm not looking for a pen pal or phone a friend. I'd like to meet somenne with similar interests to go out to dinner or ust play cards in the kitchen and visit.

Now, I do have a job. It keeps me busy and I can't just take off. While I like to do things on the spur of the moment, I took the job on and will do it. Sorry, but if you want someone that can just head up on a moments notice, I can't do that.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm living it. I rather enjoy helping other people less fortunate than myself. I've been a volunteer police officer, charity mechanic and I like to inject a little humor into daily life.
I’m really good at
Making an impression. I can generally get anyone to crack a grin. When I play Santa, I make sure to find out why the child is in the hospital before I get them laughing too hard. Stitches you know.

I'd like to open a restaurant (but not work there) to show folks how food ought to taste. McDonalds would have to watch out then.
The first things people usually notice about me
Unlike my photo, in person I make an impression when I walk in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Marx Brothers movies, Jeff Dunham, any kind of music except rap, and I make one mean hamburger.
Six things I could never do without
My family.

My job. (It pays the bills.)


My swiss army knife.

At least one shower a day. (I can't sleep for feeling all ooky if I can't get one a day at least.)

I spend a lot of time thinking about
I write fiction in my head a lot, however, I think so fast and type so slow, it rarely gets on paper in a coherent manner. Mechanical design, cosmic theory, and anything else that pops into my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Home. I usually turn in early.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Wouldn't you like to know??? If it was open, it wouldn't be private now, would it?
You should message me if
You can tolerate a sense of humor that at times. I do not smoke or use intoxicants of any kind. If you have the same outlook, then by all means write me. I try not to judge others but I don't go in for self destructive behavior. Also, you need to be able to handle my fumbling at times. I recently left an 18 year relationship and seem to have forgot how to talk to women I'm interested in.
The two of us