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My self-summary
I am a nerd. If getting extremely excited over minutiae on a constant basis is something you can't deal with, we won't get along.

What you should know about me:

I am brutally honest, I am addicted to social sciences literature, I dream about data, I love classic rock, I go to bottomless mimosa brunches and calculate how much I have to drink in order to turn a loss for the restaurant (and then I accept the challenge), and I work for OkCupid.
What I’m doing with my life
I work and live in SF across from the ballpark. The majority of my life exists in a half-mile radius.

Generally trying to avoid living out the lyrics of :

What I am passionate about:
1) Learning
2) Seriously good margaritas
3) Meeting new people
4) Sexual Anthropology - why we date/mate the way we do
5) 80s themed anything
6) Breaking a sweat once a day
7) Lists
I’m really good at
Being optimistic.

Asking for things.

Playing devil's advocate.
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically - I'm tall, I laugh easily and loudly, and am generally always in between some sort of combover and fohawk.

Personality - I'm a huge computer nerd, will talk your ear off about the tech industry, and have probably read more literature intended for women than you have.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Top 3 Books:
Outliers, Moonwalking with Einstein, and The Hobbit

Top 3 Movies:
The Neverending Story, The King of Kong (documentary), and CABIN IN THE WOODS. Go see this if you haven't already and consider yourself a fan of the horror genre, or film, in the slightest.

Top 4 Shows:
Modern Family, The Office, and New Girl (sleeper hit!), BattleStar Galactica

Anything I can work or dance awkwardly to. Love me some Deadmau5. Actually, I don't dance awkwardly. I dance like a badass. You ever seen a 230 pound 6'3 white dude whip out a trance shuffle to some Armin Van Buren?

If the chef is good and the cocktails are varied and unique, I'm there. However, my fallback for grub is always a taco truck.
Six things I could never do without
What I really could never do without? Humility, Family, Friends, Challenge, Fear, and a smartphone. I really, *really* want to say good alcohol as well.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Math and Interview style riddles, Online marketing campaigns, Beer, Snowboarding, Relationships, Tacos (more specifically, street style tacos at Tacko).
On a typical Friday night I am
{dancing, drinking, laughing, playing games, singing, shuffling}
at a(n)
{club, dive bar, fancy restaurant, karaoke lounge, apartment}
with my
{friends, co workers, 2 awesome roommates, date, business partners}
and generally having a(n)
{awesome time, ridiculous time, embarrassing time, debaucherific time}
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I may have been flown to Korea during high-school to compete in the world championships for a computer game.

Spoiler alert, I lost in the first round ; /
You should message me if
You're slightly neurotic, athletic, intelligent, and you don't make plans too far in advance. You enjoy champagne and juice combinations.

You accept and rather prefer spontaneity. You've never enjoyed going on a date with an accountant.

You're fun, you like to speak your mind, and you'd consider going to 90's night at Hi-Fi with me.


Or you have a computer related issue and require immediate assistance :)


a) No, I can't read the messages you've sent other people.
b) The Match% is based off of 1:1 relationships between your questions and answers (so answer them honestly!).
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