28 Houston, United States
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My self-summary
I like telling jokes. I like to think I was raised well enough to be well adjusted to life and forming relationships.

I'm looking for someone quirky and funny.

Pros/Cons list of me:

Not a stripper (maybe a con?)
Doesn't live with parents
Have a pretty nice job for awhile now. Money in da bank
Can play guitar and dabble in other instruments
I am not batman so no need to worry about me dying fighting crime

Sometimes get stuck watching weird science videos on youtube for hours.
No self control around puppies
Not batman :(
What I’m doing with my life
I enjoy writing music in my spare time.
I’m really good at
Sometimes I go over my parents and listen to them talk about random stuff.

Life and the universe fascinates me. I feel like I'm always one hilarious moment away from a great play on words or pun that will make someone laugh so hard they pee a little. I think its worth mentioning I have a dark sense of humor. My inspiration comes from Louis CK.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The National, Explosions In The Sky, El Ten Eleven, Now Now, CHVRCHES, Haim, Volcano Choir, Death Cab For Cutie, Bon Iver, Damien Rice, Phantogram, alt-J, Message To Bears, The Smiths, The Strokes, Kendrick Lamar, Ben Howard, Ratatat, Beach House, Iron & Wine, Band of Horses, William Fitzsimmons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have emails that I have received that have files attached like pdfs or word documents.
You should message me if
You want to ride on the back of a giraffe with me.