polarbeartamer
28 Houston, United States
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My self-summary
I like telling jokes. I like to think I was raised well enough to be well adjusted to life and forming relationships.

I'm looking for someone quirky and funny.

Pros/Cons list of me:

Pros:
Not a stripper (maybe a con?)
Doesn't live with parents
Have a pretty nice job for awhile now. Money in da bank
Can play guitar and dabble in other instruments
I am not batman so no need to worry about me dying fighting crime

Cons:
Sometimes get stuck watching weird science videos on youtube for hours.
No self control around puppies
Tickleish
Not batman :(
What I’m doing with my life
I enjoy writing music in my spare time.
I’m really good at
Sometimes I go over my parents and listen to them talk about random stuff.

Life and the universe fascinates me. I feel like I'm always one hilarious moment away from a great play on words or pun that will make someone laugh so hard they pee a little. I think its worth mentioning I have a dark sense of humor. My inspiration comes from Louis CK.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music:
The National, Explosions In The Sky, El Ten Eleven, Now Now, CHVRCHES, Haim, Volcano Choir, Death Cab For Cutie, Bon Iver, Damien Rice, Phantogram, alt-J, Message To Bears, The Smiths, The Strokes, Kendrick Lamar, Ben Howard, Ratatat, Beach House, Iron & Wine, Band of Horses, William Fitzsimmons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have emails that I have received that have files attached like pdfs or word documents.
You should message me if
You want to ride on the back of a giraffe with me.
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