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My self-summary
I'm an alligator.
I'm a mama-papa callin' for you.
I'm a space invader.
I'll be a rockin' rollin' bitch for you.

I will throttle you at Trivial Pursuit. And Jeopardy!
I steal Bibles from hotel rooms.
I can remember nearly every joke I've ever heard.
I have a ridiculous sense of smell.
I don't have a facebook.
ENFJ. I couldn't care less.
Logan Square is the new anal.
What I’m doing with my life
Being ridiculous. Playing music. Taking pictures. Host pub quiz.
I’m really good at
Being ghosted.
Always knowing which way North is.
Making people laugh.
Always ending up in the train car with the crazy fuck who won't shut up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a tornado

My voice. I get compliments on it all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Vonnegut. (I read about 25 books a year. The list of stuff I like is too damn long to bore you with).

Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Kubrick, Star Wars, Man on Wire, King of Kong, Cremaster, Life is Beautiful, The Professional, Away We Go, 8 1/2, Clockwork Orange, Se7en, Harold & Maude, The Fall, Marwencol (this movie will break your heart).

Walking Dead, GOT, Sense8, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Archer, Twin Peaks

Bowie, Man or Astro-man, The Kills, New Pornos, The National, Pixies, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bjork, Radiohead, Big Star, Band of Horses, MGMT, Mercury Rev, Guided by Voices, T-Rex, Magnetic Fields.


What do we want?
A cure for tourette's!
When do we want it?
The six things I could never do without
My drums (and all other things music)
My bike
my hands
My glasses. I sometimes find myself walking around my apartment looking for them when I wake up. It sucks trying to find my glasses without my glasses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Serial Killers...

and the zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making a ruckus.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
As a child I was convinced that the songs being played on the radio were being performed live at the radio station by each band. The disappointment when I discovered the truth was profound.

I like lady gaga.
You should message me if
You damn well please.
You'd like to join me for a midnight movie at Music Box.
You likewise wear or have an affinity for eyeglasses.
You have a favourite planet.
When startled, you are prone to exclaiming, "Great Ceasar's Ghost!"
You want to hold hands.
You want to go snowboarding.

And you don't describe yourself as "sassy."