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My self-summary
Drummer, photographer, pub quiz host, sardonic bastard.
I steal Bibles from hotel rooms.
I can remember nearly every joke I've ever heard.
I have a ridiculous sense of smell.
I don't have facebook.
I don't understand why everyone takes a car selfie.
Comedy is my primary method of seduction.
Logan Square is the new anal.
I made the front page of reddit. What have you done with your life?
What I’m doing with my life
Being ridiculous. Forgetting what I was supposed to do today. Reassessing everything. Having comfortable uncomfortable conversations. Being present. Expressing gratitude.
I’m really good at
Deciding I want to message someone on here, only to discover their inbox is full.
Always knowing which way North is.
Making people laugh.
Always ending up in the train car with the crazy fuck who won't shut up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a tornado

My voice. I get compliments on it all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Vonnegut. (I read about 25 books a year. The list of stuff I like is too damn long to bore you with).

David Lynch, Tarantino, Wes Anderson, Kubrick, Star Wars, Man on Wire, King of Kong, Cremaster, Life is Beautiful, Dead Snow, It Follows, Suspiria, The Professional, Away We Go, 8 1/2, Clockwork Orange, Se7en, Harold & Maude, The Fall, Marwencol (this movie will break your heart).

Twin Peaks, Stranger Things, Walking Dead (not so much anymore), GOT, Sense8, Arrested Development, Always Sunny

Big Star, Sloan, Bowie, Man or Astro-man, The Kills, New Pornos, The National, Pixies, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bjork, Radiohead, TVOTR, Band of Horses, MGMT, Mercury Rev, Guided by Voices, T-Rex, Magnetic Fields.


How do you know if someone's into the burner scene?

Oh don't worry, they'll never shut up about it.
Six things I could never do without
My drums (and all other things music)
My bike
my hands
My glasses. I sometimes find myself walking around my apartment looking for them when I wake up. It sucks trying to find my glasses without my glasses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Serial Killers...

and the zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking and wondering where it all went wrong.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
As a child I was convinced that the songs being played on the radio were being performed live at the radio station by each band. The disappointment when I discovered the truth was profound.

I like lady gaga.
You should message me if
You damn well please.
You'd like to join me for a midnight movie at Music Box.
You likewise wear or have an affinity for eyeglasses.
You have a favourite planet.
When startled, you are prone to exclaiming, "Great Ceasar's Ghost!"
You want to hold hands.
You want to go snowboarding.

Your idea of a fantastic date is drinks in, assembling legos, and making each other laugh til we pee.

And you don't describe yourself as "sassy."
The two of us