53Wauconda, United States
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My self-summary
As always......a work in progress. Check back for updates!
Been searching for a needle in a haystack for too long. I'm 50 and I want to enjoy many many years with my partnerS. So with that being said - check me out. I make a great friend and lover.
Openly bisexual poly woman living with my male partner. I'm seeking an honest, bisexual or lesbian woman to be friends with (at first). I am not bi-curious - I KNOW that i love women. I find the female form beautiful. I am not talking about surgically enhanced to be beautiful. I love all natural shapes and sizes of women. As I said it is a beautiful form. I need a concert buddy, camping pal. And oh so much more. What I don't need is to add some spice to our sex life. I need, want and desire a relationship with *you*.
More often than not I can be found in blue jeans and a t-shirt. I hate wearing shoes. I love wearing a smile though. I flourish in the summer. Love to ride our Harley and go camping.
My house is lived in - however there isn't mold on the dirty dishes in the sink. It is always 4:20 at my place.
My body has given birth to 3 babies (adults now/yay me!!) and it shows.....meaning you won't find me gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. I'm perfectly fine with my body....if you aren't - then I guess you are the one with issues. And honestly I dont want to deal with your issues with my body shape/size. I may be a big chunky chick but I give off a vibe and I am a flirty chick so I get a lot of "offers"....and I like to flirt and play so it is all cool.
I like to be with fun, positive people. Even when times are tough a smile helps. I wear my heart on my sleeve. You'll never wonder where I stand on any subject. I am open and honest and know how to listen/speak - COMMUNICATION - is the word I'm looking for.
I'm fifty but visually I could pass for 38. When I was younger I was told I was an old soul. I still have an old soul but sometimes I feel/act like I am 16. I tend to like hanging out with a small group of friends/family. Not into loud bar scenes.
I am pretty low maintenance. I don't usually wear make-up or curl/flat iron my hair type of stuff.

What I’m doing with my life
I'm living, loving and trying to enjoy every moment of this life-journey. I work full time at a job that pays the bills. I liked it better when I felt like I was helping people out...but it pays my bills and it is pretty stress free so I'll ride the bus until it is time to get off.I try to pay it forward (donate clothes, household goods, food, pet foods to local shelters/pantries).
I have fibromyalgia and a couple of other health issues (nothing contagious!). I herbally medicate so as not to get addicted to opiates/pain killers. Some days tho I do have to go pharmacological route for pain relief. I try to not let my illnesses/disabilities get in the way of leading a "normal" life. I still work full time. Still ride the Harley and go camping. I still get out and do. I dont want my illnesses to define me.
I’m really good at
I am very good at speaking my mind. I'm good at dreaming and seeing the good in almost every situation and rooting for the underdog. I'm good at playing cards but not mind games. I am a good cheerleader - encouraging people on. I'm a pretty good cook....nobody has ever gotten botulism from my cooking endeavours.
Singing when I drink (doesnt everybody?)....I'm not good at it but I *think* I am. I don't drink all the time but when I do I am a happy funny flirty chickie.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess my height (5'1"), weight and my boobs. After that my smile and my eyes.
I'm a short smiling chunky chick with big boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- -Chronicles of Narnia, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Even Cowgirls Get The Blues. I'm not a big book reader...I think I have ADD so I can't focus on reading something all the way thru~ if I am not hooked by page 75 write it off, I'll never finish it.
Music--- john hiatt, john mellencamp, tom petty, Alison Kraus/Robert plant combo, indigo girls, Adele, johnny cash, white stripes, pearl jam, beastie boys, blues, folk, indie, old country, Pink, black eyed peas, Moby, beck, pasty cline, Loretta Lynn, old Rolling Stones, Dylan,
Movies- --- pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, sling blade, shawshank redemption, captains courageous, scarlet pimpernel, Life of Pi, and Ohhhhh I've come across a movie that makes me laugh insanely -- Horrible Bosses. Love Deniro, Depp , Tarantino, Penn, Robert Altman, Coen Brothers, Terence Malik. I think Helen Mirren and Kathy Bates, Steve Buscimi, BillyBob Thornton are all sexy.......I could go on all night. I love movies- - old, new, classics, off beat, drama, period pieces, foreign, documentary, independent flicks
tv - netflix- house of cards,orange is new black, and a boatload of movies. Regular tv - blacklist, breaking bad & dexter are (were)quality viewing.
Food- -- comfort foods, Mexican foods, Thai, Chinese, Italian. I am a meat eater. Trying to b a little healthier by eating more fruits and vegetables though.
Six things I could never do without
Good health
Kids - the two and 4 legged ones and my grandkids
My stupid smart phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Well I'd have to say probably stupid shit..... Politics, events, people.....stupid people,events and stupid people in politics. I also spend time thinking about fun stuff to do ~~ where to go camping at, riding our motorcycle. I also think about how nice it'd be to have a spice and a spouse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing cards, drinking a beer or watching a movie at home. Maybe going out to dinner. Occasionally getting our granddaughter and doing something fun with her. Chillin' with friends (dank & drink). Lovin on my dog - a mini long hair dachshund, or Scott's big girl (Sandi - a golden retriever).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Duh....ok it is embarrassing, but nothing earth shattering....I take medications and one of the side effects is gas....so sometimes I fart..... a lot.
You should message me if
U should message me if u want to meet a laid back hippie, earthy, honest woman. If u want to find some camping buds/friends or motorcyling buds/friends only we r here (we are waving @you -- ¥¥). If you r looking ONLY for sex, we r not the one(s) for u. Eventually we would love to find a long term, perhaps live in life long friend, partner, spicey spouse (grin).
The two of us