-I am non-monogamous. I have absolutely 100% zero interest in monogamous relationships. There, I bet 89% of people reading this just stopped.
-Sex and relationships are constantly on my mind and I'll bring the topics up often. I have no qualms about talking about anal fisting or whether or not so-and-so should get divorced in a packed restaurant. In brief: my filter is constantly set to "low".
-I want to have sex with everyone. "I only have eyes for you" is a total crock of shit, so I'll be looking at, dating, and having sex with different people all the time.
-Since moving to New Haven I sold my car and travel exclusively by bicycle. I have access to a car but I don't like using it, so New Haven is my exclusive stomping grounds and I only really leave when I'm super excited about doing so. But hey, YOU might be that exciting thing!
- I don't drink or do drugs at all. And when I say that, I mean I've never had a drink or done a recreational drug in my life.
Now that we've gotten that out of the way, here's a list of things that make me TOTALLY awesome:
-I don't dish bullshit and I don't take it. I will answer any question you ask and will tell you everything you want (or don't want) to know.
-I am punctual, dependable, organized, and efficient. These are probably my most underappreciated (and based on the dates I go on, most unique) qualities.
-I'm funny and talkative. People can say some pretty damn negative things about me and I'll admit it, but "boring" is just not ever going to be one of them.
-I'm game for anything and have no judgment. If you want to go kayaking down a mountain as our first date, I'm there. If you tell me you like to be covered in peanut butter and bees for sexual reasons, I'm going to say "Rock on!" Nothing scares me.
You've made it to the end of the list. Honestly, the rest of the profile is now superfluous information...if you've read this far and are interested just message me, or check out my profile more than once and I'll message you.
1984 (George Orwell), The God Delusion (Richard Dawkins), The Demon Haunted World: Science As A Candle In The Dark (Carl Sagan), Bill Hicks: Agent Of Evolution (Kevin Booth), The Giver (Lois Lowry)
Books I Hate:
Anything by Ernest Hemingway.
Films I Love:
Leon, Donnie Darko, Quills, Secretary, Blue Velvet, Blade Runner, Gattaca, Romeo Is Bleeding, Lord Of War, Raising Arizona, The Abyss, A Clockwork Orange, 12 Monkeys, Wet Hot American Summer, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Before Sunset/Before Sunrise/Before Midnight, Jacob's Ladder, The Whole Nine Yards
Films I Hate:
Avatar, anything involving Michael Bay or Jerry Bruckheimer, Me, You, And Everyone We Know, (500) Days Of Summer.
Television I Love:
Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek: The Next Generation, The State, Twin Peaks, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, The Adventures Of Pete & Pete, Batman: The Animated Series, The Simpsons, Reno 911, Oz, The Young Ones, Cracker (UK)
Television I Hate:
Anything with a laugh track, The Wire, anything resembling a high school talent show.
Music I Love:
Air, Alice In Chains, Aqualung, Bjork, The Black Crowes, The Blue Nile, Bush, Cave In, Corinne Bailey Rae, Damien Rice, David Bowie, Delta Spirit, Depeche Mode, The Dissociatives, Echo & The Bunnymen, Enigma, Everything But the Girl, Faith No More, Fiction Plane, Filter, Fiona Apple, Florence & The Machine, Hooverphonic, Hum, Jane's Addiction, Kasabian, King Crimson, KT Tunstall, Loreena McKennitt, Loudermilk, Michael Jackson, Mindless Self Indulgence, Muse, Neil Young, Nine Inch Nails, Oasis, People In Planes, A Perfect Circle, Peter Gabriel, Placebo, Portishead, Prince, Sade, Seal, Silverchair, Slayer, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Soundgarden, Tears For Fears, Tori Amos, U2 (1980-1991), The Verve, The Who
Music I Hate:
Sublime, Pink Floyd, anything pop/punk, anything reggae, Van Morrison, 99.9% of the bands Pitchfork gives good reviews to, 98% of what NPR gives good reviews to.
ALSO: The GF and I are always looking for people for group fun. Message us if interested!