Professional devil's advocate and amateur misogynist. Useless sentence here.
I am bad at singing. But I can hum backup as needed.
Hey look, a testimonial!
“This here is my little jihad bomber. If you are mean to him, I will find you and cut you into tiny pieces. I will then feed those pieces to my kitty cats. I'm kidding, of course. Seriously though, fuck with him and I will cut you, bitch. From 1100 miles away. ”
• The things I need