28 Southlake, United States
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My self-summary
You can’t pay me enough to give up freedom.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m an entrepreneur, I do entrepreneur things. The best part is I get to work my own hours, at my own schedule, doing my own things. And it has let me be highly productive!

We don't live long enough to waste time. Always be advancing.
I’m really good at
Science, electronics, cuddling.

I am bad at singing. But I can hum backup as needed.
The first things people usually notice about me
My manly, chiseled jaw, my superior derriere, and my giant...brain.

Hey look, a testimonial!

“This here is my little jihad bomber. If you are mean to him, I will find you and cut you into tiny pieces. I will then feed those pieces to my kitty cats. I'm kidding, of course. Seriously though, fuck with him and I will cut you, bitch. From 1100 miles away. ”

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My tastes range from eclectic to hipstertastic to downright puerile pop.

All India Radio, Art of Noise, Booka Shade, Cake, Daft Punk, deadmau5, Dessa, Dethklok, DJ Shadow, Dr. Dre, E.S. Posthumous, Fatboy Slim, Frank Klepacki, Gnarls Barkley, Herbie Hancock, Justin Timberlake, Kendrick Lamar, Kraftwerk, Lady Gaga, Metallica, Michael Jackson, Mint Royale, Moby, Muse, Nujabes, Outkast, Passion Pit, Pink Floyd, Red Flag, Red Hot Chili Peppers, RJD2, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Röyksopp, Snoop Dogg, The Flaming Lips, The Heavy, The Lonely Island, sand of course "Various Artists."
The six things I could never do without
• Science
• Programming
• Photography
• Music
• Video games
• Kink
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Should I adopt a kitty or a puppy?
On a typical Friday night I am
Anything. I don't discriminate between weekends and weekdays. I can be working Saturday and partying Wednesday. My schedule is fairly flexible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
• I like being tickled and am a complete cuddleslut.
• I apparently squeak when kissed by surprise. It's ridiculous.
• My dreams are space operas.
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