We don't live long enough to waste time. Always be advancing.
I am bad at singing. But I can hum backup as needed.
Hey look, a testimonial!
“This here is my little jihad bomber. If you are mean to him, I will find you and cut you into tiny pieces. I will then feed those pieces to my kitty cats. I'm kidding, of course. Seriously though, fuck with him and I will cut you, bitch. From 1100 miles away. ”
All India Radio, Art of Noise, Booka Shade, Cake, Daft Punk, deadmau5, Dessa, Dethklok, DJ Shadow, Dr. Dre, E.S. Posthumous, Fatboy Slim, Frank Klepacki, Gnarls Barkley, Herbie Hancock, Justin Timberlake, Kendrick Lamar, Kraftwerk, Lady Gaga, Metallica, Michael Jackson, Mint Royale, Moby, Muse, Nujabes, Outkast, Passion Pit, Pink Floyd, Red Flag, Red Hot Chili Peppers, RJD2, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Röyksopp, Snoop Dogg, The Flaming Lips, The Heavy, The Lonely Island, sand of course "Various Artists."
• Video games
• I apparently squeak when kissed by surprise. It's ridiculous.
• MY GLASSES ARE REAL DAMNIT. I'VE BEEN FOUR-EYED BEFORE SPECTACLES WERE "HIP" AND "COOL". GAGHHGH!
• My dreams are space operas.