poorkcupid
28Southlake, United States
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My self-summary
Am I robot or just INTP? Are giraffes even real?

Professional devil's advocate and amateur misogynist. Useless sentence here.
What I’m doing with my life
I’ve finally found meaning and direction in my life, so now I am making a stronger me to become the change I want to see in the world. #TeamAwesome
I’m really good at
Science, electronics, cuddling.

I am bad at singing. But I can hum backup as needed.
The first things people usually notice about me
My manly, chiseled jaw, my superior derriere, and my giant...brain.

Hey look, a testimonial!

“This here is my little jihad bomber. If you are mean to him, I will find you and cut you into tiny pieces. I will then feed those pieces to my kitty cats. I'm kidding, of course. Seriously though, fuck with him and I will cut you, bitch. From 1100 miles away. ”

-TwatzillaOmg
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Whatever gets me moving and keeps me going. I am not hip enough to name 50 obscure bands you’ve never heard about and will never care about, so just assume I’m into whatever you’re into…as long as it’s good.
Six things I could never do without
• The ones I love
• The things I need
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much money I would need to make to start a space program.
On a typical Friday night I am
in your bed and we are giving each other backrubs and head scritches. 😊
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m try to be as supportive of the people I love as much as possible.
You should message me if
we can make a connection!
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