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My self-summary
I'd like to go to outer space, I'm eerily similar to Dwayne "the" Rock Johnson, and I once jumped out mid-shower to go watch Space Jam.

I told someone I didn't like the cocky way they were attempting to hit on me and they called me (without irony) a Cuntasaurus Rex so I think OKC is going really well for me
What I’m doing with my life
I want to be like Alexander the Great but like, suuuuper nice.

OMG I'm sorry. I can't seem to do this sincerely. Here we go: I lived in China, I do improv pretty much every night of the week, I see a lot of shows at UCB, I was born in Germany, I was a political science major, I enjoy history and air and space museums. Have been to every continent except Australia and Antarctica because travel is a priority of mine. I love languages and have studied Mandarin Chinese, Spanish, French, German, Italian, Swahili, ASL, Arabic, and Russian to varying degrees of competency. I'm a singer and I'm obsessed with EDM and parkour videos.
I’m really good at
Proofreading your writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I'm doing some weird bit. And I have long hair that some people like and some people tell me is messy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: East of Eden, Unbroken, The Great Gatsby, Rebecca, Island of the Blue Dolphins, Fall on Your Knees

Movies: The New World, actually everything Terrence Malick, Titanic, Hot Rod, Grandma's Boy, Das Leben der Anderen, Farewell My Concubine (Ba Wang Bie Ji, anyone?), Sin Nombre

TV: BSG, Human Giant, Parks and Recreation, Mad Men, Homeland, Lost, True Detective (Rust Cohle 4eva)

Music: The Glitch Mob, The Mars Volta, Nero, Elvis (the best singer of all time), Ben Folds, Lana del Rey, Krewella, Nirvana, Zeds Dead. I want Simon and Garfunkel's Sound of Silence played at my funeral.

Food: Brussels sprouts. All types of "ethnic" food (seriously is there not a better word for that?).
Six things I could never do without
I guess we aren't talking biological necessities? Or higher up on Maslow's hierarchy of needs? Then I don't have an answer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My job. Trying to get my improv teams to practice. When I am going to get out of the country next. I'm really trying to answer sincerely and tone down my snarkiness as much as I can but it's hard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably doing improv. I don't know. WHAT IS THIS, A TEST?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm on Twitter. I also have a Tumblr. Gross, right?
You should message me if
You find my terrible attitude attractive and and you've never used the phrase "the friend zone." (http://angels-and-angles.tumblr.com/post/16450786609/why-the-friendzone-is-bullshit-and-self-proclaimed if you need an explanation)

Please message me if you're polite. If you send me a nice message and I don't write back, it's just because I'm not interested and didn't want to send you a message to that effect, but I appreciate you writing to me! Unless you wrote some cocky bullshit, in which case I wrote you a really mean response and then didn't send it. So, interpret my silence as you will.

Oh and I have to admit that I don't want to go on a hike. See someone at 10 am on a Sunday? And then get sweaty in front of each other? No, thanks. Let's have a warm beverage and discuss early 20th century maritime history. Or, you know, whatever the fuck you're into. I'm a nice girl.
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