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My self-summary
To quote Radiohead "I'm a creep I'm a weirdo" But I absolutely love it. Normalcy is overrated

I'm looking for someone who enjoys gourmet cheese. I'm not one for much clothes shopping, but a life without exquisite food is not worth living.

I'm at a place in my life where I've done enough drinking, smoking, and fucking around. Now I want to settle down. I still want to party, but I want someone I can party with and sleep beside afterward. someone I could spend the night with and whether or not we had sex I could still say I had a good time.

I'm a lover, a thespian, and a male housewife. Not a house husband, but a male 1950s housewife. I love cooking, cleaning, Ironing, knitting, sewing,hosting; it's my thing. I also love traveling, meeting people, singing in public, dancing to tunes in my head, and randomly adopting foreign accents.

I'm not going to candy coat my image and say I'm a perfect well-adjusted individual, I'm completely bat-shit crazy. I'm narcissistic, optimistic, pessimistic, suicidal, and completely random, it varies from day to day and sometimes it's all at once.

Yes, I have baggage, I'm not asking you to carry it for me, I've been carrying it on my own for quite some time, but I ask that if I happen to trip and drop a bag you'll just wait for me to catch up and maybe help me put it back on the pile.

I don't need a companion, but I'd really like one. I think that's more special. If I need you, then I feel that's selfish, I have you around strictly for my own benefit, out of obligation, I become a charity case. But wanting you, that's special, that means I truly enjoy you. I want to enjoy you. Who ever you may be, and I hope you could enjoy me.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm enjoying my twenties. Doing housework and babysitting, I go out at least once a week, and I spend rediculous amounts of time on the internet (usually googling my curiosities). I also read quite a bit.

I have a bachelors in theatre and an associates in culinary arts. I intend to open a dinner theatre
I’m really good at
Singing, acting, cooking, knitting, and I'm told I'm a decent dancer
The first things people usually notice about me
"Oh my god your hair. Can I touch it?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Wicked, Mirror Mirror, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, Son of a Witch, Night, To Kill a Mockingbird, Othello, Taming of the Shrew, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Bean Trees, MacBeth, Harry Potter, Witch & Wizard, The Gift, The Fire, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Edgar Allan Poe

TV: The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Oblongs, American Dad, Black White, Charmed, Queer as Folk, Golden Girls, South of Nowhere, Degrassi, Futurama, Radio Free Rosco, Boondocks

Movies: The Simpsons Movie, The First Wives Club, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Forest Gump, Wise Girls, Glitter, White Chicks, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Cruel Intention, Alter Boys, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Brokeback Mountain, The Brown Bunny, Band Camp, Waiting, Mamma Mia
The six things I could never do without
books, chocolate, booze, wine, imagination, music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
sex, food, artsy stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking by myself
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know: I pooped my pants once as an adult, I think a little kink is ok during sex, I tend to love others more than myself. I'm really an open book just ask.
You should message me if
You've spent you entire life thinking no one understands you.