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My self-summary
Hands down the best profile you've seen so far today...probably not tomorrow though...tomorrow you will see a profile by a guy named Doug who cleverly has a username of Doug-H-Nut. Then you will change your username to Kris-P-Kreeme and in your attempt to break the ice you will message him telling him his ship has come in and he can stop messing around with the stale donut hoes on this site. It's going to weigh heavy on your tolerance for word play. Your lucky numbers for today are 4, 16, 10 and sandalwood. Aries rising is present with the alignment of Jupiter, Mercury and Venus this evening which means nothing for you unless you are planning a very, very, very long trip and need scheduled stops to pee.
What I’m doing with my life
Apparently writing a profile I would give a 6 out of 10 because I am just not that into giving it my all as I am still weary of online dating, however, receiving a funny comment from a girl could spark something really promising.
I’m really good at
Planning unique trips that involve going to places tourists rarely visit or take advantage of.
The first things people usually notice about me
Miscellaneous category for whatever I want:

If I were a laundry basket, I might not be so inclined to take public transportation as much as I do now.

This statement may be carved on a monument some day and if you make the decision to write to me, you could be able to say to people standing around it, "yes, my husband is a genius and a real man...not like yours". It's purely up to you how you want this to go.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My fortune cookie advised against answering this. I don't really appreciate Chinese food but will take advice in paper strips. I will also eat the container which isn't that satisfying but it's the only sweet thing they have and I don't see Chinese restaurants leveraging business in chocolate and cupcakes anytime on-going acceptance I face and will have brevity in my appeal to the Chinese consulate to incorporate sweeter desserts that are in their highest need after a meal weighted toward the savory.
The six things I could never do without
I can probably do without this question. I am somewhat of a minimalist and don't have many "do withouts". I guess I would have to say my hair stuff...I don't call it "hair product" because that is weird. Sort of like if I referred to my shoes as foot products.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I made the playoffs.'m not a sports team; just one very athletic man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something amazing... and being amazed I get to do these things every weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I believe my doctor and pants manufacturers are involved in a scheme to make sure I'll never find another reasonably priced pair of jeans that are long enough with my waist size. I'm either taller than my doctor says or the pants people are paying him in perscription drugs to say that. I think my tailor may be involved too.
You should message me if
You have an interest in waking up on Sundays and making comments about how we should check out that estate sale down the street and then we go and find an old clock we think we saw on Antiques Roadshow, then go home and find out it's only worth like 8 bucks so to relieve the feeling of defeat we end up cooking those peppers you bought with some pasta and watching HBO Now and seeing our view history reminds us about that horrible decision to watch the Astronaut Farmer which quickly veers into a conversation about how our day could be a long run on sentence and how we could write a really good book of our lives with very little punctuation and I make a comment about how it would be a best seller in my heart and you make a disappointed face indicating my terrible joke has volunteered me for changing out the laundry and starting the dryer.