37 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
"Guys go for looks, girls go for status" - Craig Finn. So, I was in the Ferrari with my astronaut co-workers, and I was just saying how Kanye is in debt because he keeps giving me all his money...and Larry (the astronaut) says, "but you don't even need the money because you were issued a knighthood by the queen of England and have access to the royal bank account". I told Larry I didn't have time to argue over how I pay for all the women's shoe stores I build in my mansion on the beach/underwater/top of a mountain...and neighboring Madonna's house and In-N-Out burger ('case your hungry). So Larry takes it upon himself to suggest I go on OKCupid because the girls on there don't care about all that fame and fortune I'm here, send me a message and I promise to quit my job with NASA and renounce my knighthood before we meet.
What I’m doing with my life
This used to be a Kids in the Hall one got it.
I’m really good at
Planning unique trips that involve going to places tourists rarely visit or take advantage of.
The first things people usually notice about me
Miscellaneous category for whatever I want:

If I were a laundry basket, I might not be so inclined to take public transportation as much as I do now.

This statement may be carved on a monument some day and if you make the decision to write to me, you could be able to say to people standing around it, "yes, my husband is a genius and a real man...not like yours". It's purely up to you how you want this to go.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My fortune cookie advised against answering this. I don't really appreciate Chinese food but will take advice in paper strips. I will also eat the container which isn't that satisfying but it's the only sweet thing they have and I don't see Chinese restaurants leveraging business in chocolate and cupcakes anytime on-going acceptance I face and will have brevity in my appeal to the Chinese consulate to incorporate sweeter desserts that are in their highest need after a meal weighted toward the savory.
The six things I could never do without
I can probably do without this question. I am somewhat of a minimalist and don't have many "do withouts". I guess I would have to say my hair stuff...I don't call it "hair product" because that is weird. Sort of like if I referred to my shoes as foot products.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I made the playoffs.'m not a sports team; just one very athletic man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something amazing... and being amazed I get to do these things every weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I believe my doctor and pants manufacturers are involved in a scheme to make sure I'll never find another reasonably priced pair of jeans that are long enough with my waist size. I'm either taller than my doctor says or the pants people are paying him in perscription drugs to say that. I think my tailor may be involved too.
You should message me if
You should message me more than "if". I'd just be taking guesses at what your hypothetical situation is.