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My self-summary
Hey I'm Dan... Here's what I like...

-Roseanne Barr
-Chewy Bacon
-Going to movies alone (but looking for someone to come with me)
-Zooey Deschanel
-Bowling For Soup
-Chicken Pad Thai
-Listening to my Love/Depressed Spotify Playlist
-My Cat Zooey
-Vodka and 7-up
-La La.

You can check out my blog over at... www.danpounder.com
...yeah, I have my own domain name, best $30 a year I spend!
What I’m doing with my life
I work usually seven days a week. So free time is hard to come by, but I make it work. I work at Starbucks Monday - Friday. Then at a talk radio station on the weekends. Radio is ideally what I would like to be doing full time, so I'm working on finding a full time gig somewhere.
I’m really good at
Observing people... I consider myself really good with people. I think I have very different and fresh approach while dealing with the general public that people find refreshing when they talk to me... maybe it's because I treat them like a person and not fake with them.

I can be very dry/sassy/sarcastic and it's something that I LOVE about myself. I'm quick with one liners and can improv pretty well in any situation.

Listening... It's something I love to do! If you're someone close to me, and you need to vent or someone to talk to I would be the first person you turn to. I'm that damn good! (I've always wanted to be a psychiatrist, but that would include college, reading and studying and I'd rather kill myself)
...see what I did there? Suicide... psychiatrist... okay, I'm done.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair... "What color red is that?" "Is it natural?" "How do you get it so perfect like that?" ...my responses, "Auburn, strawberry blondeish" "Yeah... most of it!" "...because when you're perfect, everything is!"

My Laugh... I have, at times an infectious laugh. Laughing is something I do a lot of... and when I start to cackle and cough... that means you're important to me.

My Last Name... my screen name isn't just some sex innuendo, Pounder is my last name. I'm a gay male who's last name is, Pounder. It's both fucking ridiculous and fucking brilliant!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Why read? ...they'll make a movie, eventually.

Movies: Here's a few favorites, but let's just say I have over 500 DVD's and Blu-Ray's. I may have a problem...
-The Lost Boys
-The Big Lebowski
-Remember Me
-Tommy Boy
-Set It Off
-Point Break
-From Dusk 'Til Dawn

Shows: Don't have cable anymore, but what that really means is I'm cheap and download everything...
-Real Time With Bill Maher
-Rupaul's Drag Race
-True Blood
-Reno 911!
-Parks and Rec
-Modern Family

Music: Without it... I wouldn't exist. Too many artists and bands to list... but here a few favorites.
-Bowling For Soup
-Brendan Maclean
-The Script
-The xx
-Dashboard Confessional
-Tegan and Sara
-ETC... (I'm all over the place when it comes to music)

Food: I guess you could call me a picky eater? ...but at the same time I'm always up for trying something new? Does that make sense? ...who cares!
-Dim Sum
-Steak and Mashed Potatoes
-TV Dinners

Side note: Cheescake and Pumpkin Pie are both disgusting and should be banned from existence. I understand if you just hit the back and or block button.
Six things I could never do without
1. iPhone
2. Movies
3. Music
4. Family
5. Friends
6. Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life in general... I'm not a religious person at all. I respect it, but I also think it's the burden our world carries on it's back.

Death... it both freaks me out and interests me at the same time, Mostly because I have a recurring dream that I'm going to wake up at 80 years old and realize I'm all alone and then realize I have Alzheimer's and feel that feeling every morning... I even have my funeral songs picked out. Yeah... I'm THAT guy! (Oh brother...)

My Family... my Mom is one of nine kids, so I have a ton of family on her side and we are all VERY close. Without them I would be lost. They are my heart and soul.
On a typical Friday night I am
Smelling of milk and espresso! So I'll go home after work shower probably eat something unhealthy for dinner and then either curl up in bed with a good movie or browse the internets or out with friends whether it's a movie, drinking, clubbing or dinner.

I'm a 50/50 going out or staying in kind of guy. I love to go out and mingle with people and with my friends... but I'm also a homebody and love to stay in and be lazy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a crier... like it's kind of ridiculous. My heart is huge and any little thing gets me.

I used to dance... Yes, like Tap, Jazz, Ballet kind of dance. I danced for 10 years from age 4-14. Quitting is the biggest regret in my life and I'd say I probably think about everyday.

Roseanne Barr... is my second mother. I have all nine seasons on DVD and I watch the show every night before going to sleep. I LITERALLY just go through season by season and then start over. I can even name episodes and tell you which season it's in... It's kind of scary, but fucking AMAZING!
You should message me if
...you've made this far and haven't hit the block or back button.

I'm an awesome guy with a big heart and a ton of laughs. I'm looking to date and be in a relationship. ...and by relationship I mean the old fashion way... minus the two penises part, that's not old fashion. I want somebody that I can call mine, make me laugh, challenge me and make me a better person... and I'll do the same. Hell, I'll even cook you dinner... housewife style!

Anyways, thanks for visiting my profile. Here's a quote I live by...

"Whatever You Do In Life Will Be Insignifigant... But It Is Very Important That You Do It Anyway." -Ghandi
The two of us