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My self-summary
I can't play with power tools anymore because I like my fingers where they are. I used to work in construction/remodeling, but my spasms, twitches and jerks have made that a bad idea.

I feel trapped here in Taylor because of my inability to drive anymore. I would love to meet someone who would bust me out of what I call my Pretty Prison. Someone who is not afraid to be silly and goofy and has a twisted sense of humor (that's a huge plus 🙃). We could go out to eat, see movies and have jalapeño popcorn. Maybe go to a park and lay in the grass. I need some adventure in my life and someone fun to share it with. I can't work, so I consider myself retired. That means that I'm a hyper spaz with lots of free time and a burning desire to break the monotony.

I know that me living in Taylor is a negative, but I would happily put gas in your car for your troubles. It's getting to that time of year where the drive is actually quite nice depending on which way you come. There are alternatives like the train but that would require me to spend the night (which could be a possibility in the future).

If things go well, maybe we can become cuddle buddies, and if that works out, then who knows.

I'd also like to clarify what bisexual means to me. It means that I am more interested in what is between your ears than what is between your legs. It doesn't mean I'm promiscuous. Quite the opposite. I'm very selective about who I have sex with. A woman's sex organ is not between her legs, it's her brain. I'll only engage in sexual activities with someone once I know them and feel comfortable with them. So if you aren't the patient type, then thank you for stopping by. :)
What I’m doing with my life
I have a extremely rare neurological disorder. It's one of those that most doctors look at you funny and say, huh? I found a great doctor in Round Rock who is familiar with it and has put me on a treatment I get every other Friday. I spend all day in the hospital but I don't mind because it seems to be helping a lot! I can walk again unassisted, which is huge to me. I want my independence back and I'm hoping to be able to drive again some day. I'm not able to work so I try to fill my time doing creative things.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at sleeping and taking care of my dogs. Those little terriers (terrorists) can be a handful, but I think they are happy having me as a mom.

I'm also very good at falling down, laughing at myself, swearing, falling asleep in strange places and positions. I redecorate my tiny house when I'm sleepwalking. I'm excellent at managing my finances. I own a house in Austin but have it rented out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I stagger without being drunk. Stagger is cooler than swagger, by the way. My youngest brother takes me to my appointments. He thinks it would be funny if Williamson County arrested me for public intoxication. He says a cavity search will build my character, and I don't think he's talking about my teeth. Twisted humor runs in my family. It didn't come from my mom, I'm sure of that.

I have the sense of humor of a teenage boy and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I laugh sometimes at inappropriate times or comments. Sometimes I laugh out loud in public because of something silly or perverted that popped into my brain. People stare and that makes me giggle more.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love Dean Koontz books but will read any fiction! Anita Blake series, Charlaine Harris, any supernatural based book. The more outrageous the book, the better. I recently read "A Confederacy of Dunces", a phenomenal book.

Movies: Beetlejuice, The Princess Bride, But I'm A Cheerleader, Nightmare Before Christmas, Hellraiser, House of 1000 Corpses (most Rob Zombie films), Snatch, Crash (with James Spader), Blue Velvet, Bound, Fight Club, Tombstone, and more I can't think of right now. Almost all of Quentin Tarantino's movies are fantastic! Movies where chicks kick ass are the best!! Really stupid movies make me laugh, for instance, Megashark versus Supercroc. Sharknado was great for laughs too. Absolutely ridiculous. I also really enjoy movies with no plot but a lot of explosions.

TV shows: The Strain, Penny Dreadful (I'm playing catch up with both), I'm over zombies. Give me something more interesting and plausible. The dead coming back to life and being mobile is just ridiculous. My psychiatrist agrees with me on that one. They've had their time, now die, for real.

As for food, I love Chinese, Mexican, and Thai, to name a few. But also cheeseburgers, BBQ, and anything with potatoes in it.

I'm having some issues with food lately. Applesauce, protein drinks, Naked juices, and yogurt are about all I really want to eat. I'm hoping that's temporary.

My music tastes vary from hour to hour depending on my mood. Hard rock, hip hop, techno, dance, opera, classical. I think most people my age don't give hip hop and rap a chance, but there are some true poets out there and many lyrics where you have to have a good understanding of the subject, football, basketball, current affairs, etc., to understand the reference. I absolutely love Busta Rhymes, he makes me want to shake my booty.
The six things I could never do without
Family, friends, my dogs Skippy & Charlie, food, laughter, sleep, football, Xbox, my Apple toys, and my physical therapist (seriously)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
According to my family, thinking can cause me pain and possible permanent brain damage, therefor I try not to.

Occassionaly, I will have an idea but I have to be super sweet to them because they are in a scary place.

On the off chance that I do have an idea, I usually forget it before I can tell anyone what it was. Oh, maybe I should keep a notebook with me. I do and I still forget by the time I've found a pen. My brain may very well be a black hole. Let's hope it never breaks free.
On a typical Friday night I am
I have been watching different series on Netflix and the occasional movie on HBO or Showtime. I was a avid reader but the medications I'm on make it hard to focus and retain the information. My ADHD doesn't help.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My favorite football team will go unnamed, although they have done better these past few years than in previous decades. I have a shirt that says "Just One Before I Die" with a small NFL Championship logo at the top and a small team logo on the bottom. I get a lot of strange looks when I wear that shirt.

I forgot what I was going to add. Seriously.

I name things. I'm currently looking for names for a strange device that was surgically implanted. It feels like a squishy marble, not a tumor.
You should message me if
You are compassionate, patient, affectionate, and not scared.
You also have to be willing to drive out to Taylor to meet me.
There are times when I can arrange to stay downtown for a few days.

I am not interested in one night stands, hook ups, etc.