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My self-summary
I can't play with power tools anymore because I like my fingers where they are. I used to work in construction/remodeling, but my spasms, twitches and jerks have made that impossible.

I'm looking for a friend to spend time with, emphasis on friend. It gets lonely out here in Taylor. Someone to watch movies with or just talk. You must love dogs. I have 2 little terriers that stay close to me.

If things go well, maybe we can become cuddle buddies, and if that works out, then who knows.

I'd also like to clarify what bisexual means to me. It means that I am more interested in what is between your ears than what is between your legs. It doesn't mean I'm promiscuous. Quite the opposite. I'm very selective about who I have sex with. A woman's sex organ is not between her legs, it's her brain. I'll only engage in sexual activities with someone once I know them and feel comfortable with them. So if you aren't the patient type, then thank you for stopping by. :)
What I’m doing with my life
I have a extremely rare neurological disease. It's one of those that most doctors look at you funny and say, huh? I found a great doctor in Round Rock who is familiar with it and has put me on a treatment I get every other Friday. I spend all day in the hospital but I don't mind because it seems to be helping a lot! I can walk again unassisted, which is huge to me. I want my independence back and I'm hoping to be able to drive again some day. I'm not able to work so I try to fill my time doing creative things.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at sleeping and taking care of my dogs. Those little terriers (terrorists) can be a handful, but I think they are happy having me as a mom.

I'm very active with my support group online. I enjoy doing research for other members who are not as computer literate as I am. My hope is to get a mentor program started because I was lucky enough to have someone reach out to me and explain things I didn't understand or things that scared me. I'm proud to call her one of my best friends two years later.
The first things people usually notice about me
I stagger without being drunk. Stagger is cooler than swagger, by the way. I fall down sometimes. My youngest brother takes me to my appointments. He thinks it would be funny if Williamson County arrested me for public intoxication. He says a cavity search will build my character, and I don't think he's talking about my teeth. Twisted humor runs in my family. It didn't come from my mom, I'm sure of that.

I have the sense of humor of a teenage boy and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I laugh sometimes at inappropriate times or comments. Sometimes I laugh out loud in public because of something silly or perverted that popped into my brain. People stare and that makes me giggle more.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love Dean Koontz books but will read any fiction! Anita Blake series, Charlaine Harris, any supernatural based book. The more outrageous the book, the better. I recently read "A Confederacy of Dunces", a phenomenal book.

Movies: Beetlejuice, The Princess Bride, But I'm A Cheerleader, Nightmare Before Christmas, Hellraiser, House of 1000 Corpses (most Rob Zombie films), Snatch, Crash (with James Spader), Blue Velvet, Bound, Fight Club, Tombstone, and more I can't think of right now. Almost all of Quentin Tarantino's movies are fantastic! Movies where chicks kick ass are the best!! Really stupid movies make me laugh, for instance, Megashark versus Supercroc. Sharknado was great for laughs too. Absolutely ridiculous. I also really enjoy movies with no plot but a lot of explosions.

TV shows: The Strain, Penny Dreadful (I'm playing catch up with both), I'm over zombies. Give me something more interesting and plausible. The dead coming back to life and being mobile is just ridiculous. My psychiatrist agrees with me on that one. They've had their time, now die, for real.

As for food, I love Chinese, Mexican, and Thai, to name a few. But also cheeseburgers, BBQ, and anything with potatoes in it.

I'm having some issues with food lately. Applesauce, protein drinks, Naked juices, and yogurt are about all I really want to eat. I'm hoping that's temporary.

My music tastes vary from hour to hour depending on my mood. Hard rock, hip hop, techno, dance, opera, classical. I think most people my age don't give hip hop and rap a chance, but there are some true poets out there and many lyrics where you have to have a good understanding of the subject, football, basketball, current affairs, etc., to understand the reference. I absolutely love Busta Rhymes, he makes me want to dance. There's a new guy out there named Machine Gun Kelly, MGK, a white guy from Cleveland. He has this awesome song where he mixes The Go-Go's "We've Got The Beat" with some really sick (great) lyrics. It's genius. He also does a techno rap song, "Welcome To The Rage", that again is something that has never been done before. I can't get enough of it. I wish more musicians would mix genres. It makes for great music.

There will be no fantasy football for me this year due to some breakups in the family. I could play in a public league but it's just not the same. For instance, a cocky 16 year old jumps online and says "can't I get some competition here?" Then I play him the next week and have the best week of my life and drop 215 points on his scrawny little head. I'll wait until next year and try to buy into a high dollar keeper league. Maybe the RB situation won't be so dire. Also, there are several MMA series happening, TUF, Bellator, WSOF, so I have lots of fights to watch.
The six things I could never do without
Family, friends, pets, food, laughter, sleep, football, Xbox, my new hobby of making things out of rubber bands and really comfortable pajamas, and onesies. I even have hooded ones with paws and another that sparkles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
According to my family, thinking can cause me pain and possible permanent brain damage, therefor I try not to.

Occassionaly, I will have an idea but I have to be super sweet to them because they are in a scary place.

On the off chance that I do have an idea, I usually forget it before I can tell anyone what it was. Oh, maybe I should keep a notebook with me. I do and I still forget by the time I've found a pen. My brain may very well be a black hole. Let's hope it never breaks free.
On a typical Friday night I am
I have been watching different series on Netflix and the occasional movie on HBO or Showtime. I was a avid reader but the medications I'm on make it hard to focus and retain the information. My ADHD doesn't help.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My favorite football team will go unnamed, although they have done better these past few years than in previous decades. I have a shirt that says "Just One Before I Die" with a small NFL Championship logo at the top and a small team logo on the bottom. I get a lot of strange looks when I wear that shirt.

I forgot what I was going to add. Seriously. I laugh at myself all the time and my family gets some good laughs at my expense also. It's all in good fun.

I name things. I'm currently looking for names for a strange device that was surgically implanted. It feels like a squishy marble, not a tumor.
You should message me if
You are compassionate, patient, affectionate, and not scared.
You also have to be willing to drive out to Taylor to meet me.
There are times when I can arrange to stay downtown for a few days.

I am not interested in one night stands, hook ups, etc.