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My self-summary
Hello, and welcome.

mysticism: Gemini
pop psychology: (I/E)NTJ
chromotyping: mahogany-cerulean
sorting hat: Ravenclaw
feminism: trying to not be an agent of the patriarchy
fruit theory: blueberry when working, kiwi on weekends wink wink
What I’m doing with my life
3 truths, 2 lies, and one paradox. Which is which?

0. This sentence is false.
1. My main source of income is the National Science Foundation.
2. On weekends you can find me pedaling a bike rickshaw along the piers in SF.
3. I tutor kids in physics via Skype.
4. I moonlight as an underwear catalog model.
5. I study clouds.
The first things people usually notice about me
A wise person once told me: the first thing a person notices about you reveals more about that person than about you. With that in mind, fill in the blanks.

My long _______.
a) evity
b) tail
c) eyelashes
d) -windedness

Also, my wide-ranging ______.
a) cattle
b) curiosity
c) shoulders
d) gaze
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Choose the best answer for each.

My first concert:
a. Shania Twain
b. Eminem
c. Raffi
d. Blue man group

First CD purchased with my own $:
a. "Europop", Eiffel 65
b. "Astro Lounge", Smash Mouth
c. "Bananaphone", Raffi
d. "The Immaculate Collection", Madonna

First CD I'm not embarassed to have spent $ on:
a. "Meteora", Linkin Park
b. "Elephant", The White Stripes
c. "Bananaphone: TRAP REMIXES", Raffi
d. "ZOSO (IV)", Led Zeppelin

My most-played rapper:
a. Chance the rapper
b. Yeezy
c. Weezy
d. G-eazy
e. Febreezy

My favorite snack:
a. ants on a log
b. snakes on a plane
c. bagel bites & flaming hot Cheetos
d. celery with peanut butter and raisins
e. emotionally battered mushrooms

Author taking up most bookshelf space:
a. Richard Feynman
b. me
c. Judith Butler
d. David Foster Wallace
e. J. K. Rowling
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
2 lies and 2 truths:

1. I pee in the shower sometimes.
2. I pee into the shower sometimes.
3. I still have my baby blanket.
4. Four of my front teeth are fake.
The two of us