Kellonline
32Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Crazy, Sexy, Cool Kid recently returned from Southeast Asia. About to start a blue collar career. All my friends and family tell me​ this is a perfect type of job for me. And I think that reflects the type of girl I am, non traditional and mostly badass. A Portland born, hairless cat owning, aerialist. Definitely revel in the fact that I've never been called a typical girl.
What I’m doing with my life
Whittling away at my to do list
I’m really good at
Making..... Ramen, candles, weavings, breakfast, jewelry, neon lights, wrapping paper, choices.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sASS.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
One thing I discovered while traveling is I like the occasional donut and if I can't get one, all hell ensues.

Watching mostly Bill Maher and Trevor Noah. A spoon full of comedy really does help with all the bullshit.

Last good movie I saw was Arrival.
Six things I could never do without
Bike

Beach

Beards

Baking

Bubble tea

Blonde dye
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That I have too much stuff and need to get rid of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Funking shit up in bedstuy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have several flower crowns around my apartment and have never been to Coachella.
You should message me if
... It has come to my attention that you can order the kind of person I'm looking for, so no more pussy footing around!

Creative types
Enjoys physical activity
Gardener
Interest in cooking
Masculine/butch types
Likes to traveled​
Animal lover
Vegetarian friendly
Could see yourself reno'ing a tiny house in Portland one day 😁
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