pressfieldfan4
31New Braunfels, United States
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My self-summary
DISCLAIMER: Going out with me comes with a 30- day money back guarantee. If you are not completely satisfied within 30 days, you can return back to boring and mediocre guys free of charge.

I really shouldn't be telling you this but Chuck Norris actually has a pair of Jesse He#n#^ underwear. I sh*t you not, I signed them myself. I don't use filters on my pics. I lost a piece of hay in a pile of needles once and found it, with out drawing blood. Every day is my lucky day. When you meet me, you will think I'm a rock star, minus the singing and instrument playing part. I think fashion is stupid because it can never keep up with me. I hate dreams because mine always come true.

I don't always flirt but when I do, I prefer women. My favorite word is b*itchin'. I shower daily. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. Sushi or a great piece of steak? It's a toss up for me. I sleep once a day. I always remember where I parked my vehicle. I don't floss. I party like its 1999. I am a stellar hugger and world class cuddler. If my life were a movie, I would be the villain that you would secretly route for.

I pretty much WIN at life.

***** If you think I sound totally random and full of myself, then you have judged this book by its cover. *****
P.S. Using filters on your pics is JUST as bad as a guy who lies about his height.
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