pretendjerk
40 Westerville, United States
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My self-summary
Agent-provocateur, full of bad ideas for other people to try. I put the ass in passive aggressive.
What I’m doing with my life
being awesome
The first things people usually notice about me
If their sarcasm meters are calibrated correctly they should be going wild.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Oh, ok. Then I guess just pout."

"Shut up Mr Burton! You were not put on this world to GET IT."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
ಠ_ಠ
You should message me if
You probably shouldn't. Any redeeming qualities I have are bound to be outweighed by stranger danger. please go about your normal human activities and IGNORE ME
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