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My self-summary
Im Eric, I grew up in a small town. I like to have fun. Im not going to fill out much info on myself because i prefer to slowly release information during conversation instead of just posting every little mundane detail about myself. Id much rather talk and get to know you than just read your profile.

I am Lucky, willing, and happtastic
What I’m doing with my life
Stuff and things mostly.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Making people think. That thing with my tongue? If I tell you what im good at then you will see it coming. F that idea. If you are reading this, im probably erect!
The first things people usually notice about me
My Eyes or Dimples if I feel like showing them. My upbeat sarcastic attitude. But mostly that I leave my penis hanging out of my fly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Not a huge reader: Zombie survival guide, Jack Handey books, Left Behind series, other assorted Zombie novels. Movies: Old School, Fight Club, The Shield, Good Fellas, Shawshank Redemption. Music, Rock, Metal, Alternative, 90's Rap. Food: All Sorts, i'm into trying out new stuff. I really like Japanese and authentic Mexican food.
Six things I could never do without
Car, TV, Internet, Food, Water, Shelter. I could go either way on this, list things like air or blood, vital organs. or stuff i really could do without like electricity or my pinky toe. Seriously though, my son is my motivation in life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to improve situations, or make them hilarious. How to get to where i want to be. Sex (im a guy). A lot of the time on here I check a girl out and then get dissapointed that she is too attractive or ambitious for me to hit on. :-P
On a typical Friday night I am
Serial killing. When is the last time you saw a Captain Crunch or Frankenberry commercial. Think about it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When i was 10 years old, my bus monitor (who was probably a gypsy) told me that i would never be married. I'm guessing she found me childish or immature.
You should message me if
If it floats your boat. If you feel like talkin to a stranger about whatever. if you don't care about what they're doing over there in their clothes. If you have a bright idea. If you're fuckin cool and are super fun or even a lil immature.
The two of us