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My self-summary
*Totally gonna have some worthwhile pictures up soon*

Populist, humanist, well-dressed. Undercover nerd. Kind of difficult.

Vanity is my favorite.

I typically don't take okcupid too seriously. I try to not take anything too seriously. Sometimes I laugh at things that are wildly inappropriate. I hope you're okay with that.
What I’m doing with my life
Planning my next move. Working in my chosen, special snowflake, field and loving it. Probably spending too much time and money in Germantown.
I’m really good at
Making faces. Gesticulating. Having my shit together. Taking forever to get ready. Posture.
The first things people usually notice about me
Rando: "So, where are you from?"

profitmargin: "Kentucky/Virginia"

Rando: "No, like, where are you really from?"

profitmargin: (ಠ_ಠ)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading: For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ishmael, The Picture of Dorian Gray, War and Peace, Lolita.

Seeing: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Withnail and I, Lawrence of Arabia, Waltz with Bashir, Animalympics.

Watching: Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, SVU.

Listening: future funk, vaporwave, disco. So much disco.

Eating: Eggs sunny side up, sriracha, popcorn, and peanut m&m's.
Six things I could never do without
Corrective lenses
Close friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to avert the impending collapse of human civilization.

How I should really get on about pursuing graduate studies.

Should I really join the French Foreign Legion?
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not actually a bad person.
You should message me if
You aren't bothered by my utterly soulless username.

You and I are 100% enemy and you wish to become my nemesis, so we may plot one another's downfall.

You need a wedding date. I am a kickass wedding date. I have references to back this up if you don't believe me.

We like one another. Because obviously.

Because I double-dog dare you.
The two of us