31 Pompton Lakes, United States
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My self-summary
Laid back, carefree and open to anything, really good at going with the flow, don't take much seriously.
I like awkward situations, big butts, and good senses of humor. Looking to meet new people and laugh at old ones.
What I’m doing with my life
Got my own place a little over a year ago and have been trying to furnish it with curb findings ever since. (That's a joke) work a desk job by day, try to hit the gym and cook by night. Just got a crock pot, now I can do both at the same time !
I’m really good at
Trivia (my favorite bar activity next to drinking), disappointing my dad, making people laugh. everybody says they make people laugh, but im better at it than they are. also being really cool. Also, everything. Im literally the best at everything ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
my finely tuned eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: Goosebumps! Favs include "night of the living dummy", "be careful what u wish for", "tower of terror", "ghost next door", the lawn gnomes one, and "monster blood."
Also, I read all the hunger games and 50 shades books, yea it's weird but I was bored.

movies: i will watch any movie, anytime. I love movies even chick flicks/rom coms. sci-fi is probably my favorite genre but I love Tom Cruise.

shows: game of thrones, walking dead, homeland, shameless, always watch SVU.

music: mostly anything from boy bands to grunge. Le Click Pandora station? not really into country- it's ok if u are tho I wont be mad. My favorite group ever is the backstreet boys. That should probably be in the most private thing you're willing to admit section...

Food: I love to eat and eat and eat anything whatsoever. I liked sushi before it was cool to like sushi.
The six things I could never do without
BBQ grill/foreman,
physical activity,
social interaction,
And if "friends" and "social interaction" can be counted as one thing, then porn would be #6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex. I mean didn't u hear that's all men ever think about? We only accomplished things like the wheel and space flight because we wanted to get laid. Now that porn exists on the internet what have men done lately?

Other things I think about: food, the future, if im gonna be able to hit the gym before it closes, the apocalypse, and what it means on here to be a certain percent enemy. U know who were enemies? The Capulets and the Montagues.
On a typical Friday night I am
looking for a bar with or without karaoke, looking for an ikea, seeing a movie, getting dinner, making dinner, dts
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I read comic books and I guess am a closet nerd. a sexy nerd who's socially normal and not THAT weird. Also I really like Keanu Reeves.
You should message me if
you think i'm handsome. or better yet if you're handsome. If u don't take punctuation and capitalization on a social dating site too seriously. If ur not a psycho. message me if youre cool and wouldnt mind meeting at a bar. most of the questions i answer on here are irrelevant anyway- everyone gets along with me and so will you.
For the most part I don't message first- I think guys can come off super creepy randomly reaching out to a girl, even if that's what this site is made for.