44 Northfield, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a divorced father of three kids who are my world. I have a job, a (sigh) minivan (don't judge). I don't smoke, do drugs. I have a job... I pay my bills... and rent an apartment (NO Northfield is not THAT far). Yes I live stream/go to church but, I'm not preachy so, don't judge in return I won't judge you/try to convert you if you have a different belief. I can wire a house, fix cars, and other "manly" DIY projects but I am also fully domesticated and house broken. I can cook but it's much nicer to cook for someone than cooking alone (my George Foreman had gotten a workout as if late). I've been told my eyes change color... (you can be the judge)..I can also do a little nail art and hair styling thanks to my daughters...I'm still working on the water marbling though. I have found painting their nails is a lot like painting a model car... they just wiggle and giggle more.

You should message me if:
- You have a good J-O-B.
- You have a car.
- You communicate well (especially if there is an issue).
- You like a guy that looks like a mean old biker dude but is really a teddy bear.
- You like full body oil massage to candle light.
- You can take it as well as you dish it.
- You re down to earth.
- You are family oriented.
- You like to try new things.
- You're legally sane.
- You're a good kisser.
- You're okay with the definition of dancing as "me shuffling my feet to a slow song while I grab your butt."
- You know what a safe word is. (Ha just seeing if you're paying attention)
- You are open to having differences.
- Your ultimate goal would be to grow old with someone.
- You like children. (they already have a mom though)

You should NOT message me if:
- You are looking to have more children. (I have had the snip and do not want to be in diapers the same time they are)
- There are more pics of your pet on your profile than there are of you. (I want to date you not your pet but accept you're a package deal)
- Every pic on your profile is you with a drink in your hand. (I was in the Navy I got my PH.D in drinking and got all the heavy partying out of my system by 25)
- You're looking to get married or in a rush to do so. (I already bet someone half my s*** they'd love me forever and lost. I won't rule it out EVER but it's not what I'm looking for...unless there is a prenup.)
- You're just looking for a guy to hop up and down on... I want/deserve more than that.
- Looking for a sugar daddy. (remember? single dad... paying support? I won't add you as a dependent)
- You smoke, are an alcoholic, or do drugs.
- You are pansexual looking to add to your collection.
- You are not open to getting to know me before judging me.
- You're a prude.
- You want me to shave off my goatee. (sooooo not gonna happen)
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to be the best dad I can and provide for them and live happily.
I’m really good at
Being a Dad. Kayaking, working on cars, cooking, nail art (well getting better anyway).
The first things people usually notice about me
My goatee. (when it's grown out).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Life (Eddie Murphy & Martin Lawrence), Sci-Fi, Comedy, Action-adventure.
Music: Everything except MJ and "Gansta Rap". I like everything from 60's-70's AM Gold, Seether, Five Finger Death Punch, Metallica, 80's, Katy Perry, even "All the Best From the Pipes of Scotland". lol
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm either with my kids (every other)
Or doing "something" to occupy myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I "well up" a bit during the National Anthem.
You should message me if
You want a sweet guy.
You are not interested in Botox or other "procedures".
You are not looking for a guy to help you model your life after "The Real Housewives of ________."
If a "meet and greet" during happy hour at Applebees is not "beneath you".
You don't mind if I go to church no matter what your beliefs/non-beliefs are.