47 Panamá, Panama
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My self-summary
*** Welcome to the least successful OK Cupid profile in existence ***

In 8+ years of operation and countless updates, this profile has resulted in 4 online chats and zero in-person meetups.

This profile may or may not be an experiment in how not to succeed at OKC. Proceed at your own risk.
What I’m doing with my life
I was the chubby nerd who read too many books. Now I swim and lift weights when I can, not obsessed, but disciplined about it.

Translation²: Kid is trying to look good for you ladies, yes, you, specifically reading this line right now. You.
I’m really good at
Giving actual massages that cure real pain.

A gift I have picked up along the way and always happy to share with my fellow human beings.
The first things people usually notice about me
My unfortunate resting bitch face. And my ridiculously luxurious eyelashes, which look ridiculous on a man methinks... but it detracts from the RBF syndrome, so it evens out a bit.

And that I use far too many ellipsis in my writing...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These are scandalously personal questions, but I'll bite:

- Books: Anything by Heinlein, Asimov... or García Márquez. I like reading. My school librarian gave up on me and just gave me free reign of the bookshelves: I didn't even have to check them out.

I don't go much for horror movies, but everything else is game. I seldom go to shows, but I enjoy myself when I do. I tend to binge on a particular sounds formonths then move on to a different one.

Food: I am an equal opportunity eater.
The six things I could never do without
My two cats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I could say some lofty words right here, but the truth, I spend most of my time thinking how to make ends meet. Nothing wrong with that, right?
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably alone, and I tell myself it's by choice. I am just too burned to try again, right?

On the other hand: No fate but what we make.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I tell myself I like being alone, but perhaps I lie to myself.
You should message me if
you feel like it. I don't bite, and I don't expect anything from you just because you took a chance on talking to me.

And hopefully you are an 80s gal, at least at heart.