47Panamá, Panama
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My self-summary
Just another weirdo on the internet. Proceed at your own risk.
What I’m doing with my life
I was the chubby nerd who read too many books. Now I swim and lift weights when I can, not obsessed, but disciplined about it.

Translation²: Kid is trying to look good for you ladies. **Yes, YOU***, specifically reading this line right now. **YOU**.
I’m really good at
Fixin' my body up from years of horrendous neglect.

I also give a mean massage and recently learned some great tips on posture -- which changed my life so that I no longer look like an Australopithecus but far closer to a Neanderthal, and just as pretty!
The first things people usually notice about me
My unfortunate resting bitch face. And my ridiculously luxurious eyelashes, which look ridiculous on a man methinks... but it detracts from the RBF syndrome, so it evens out a bit.

And that I use far too many ellipsis in my writing...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These are scandalously personal questions, but I'll bite:

- Books: Anything by Heinlein, Asimov... or García Márquez. I like reading. My school librarian gave up on me and just gave me free reign of the bookshelves: I didn't even have to check them out.

I don't go much for horror movies, but everything else is game. I seldom go to shows, but I enjoy myself when I do. I tend to binge on a particular sounds formonths then move on to a different one.

Food: I am an equal opportunity eater.
Six things I could never do without
My two cats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I could say some lofty words right here, but the truth, I spend most of my time thinking how to make ends meet. Nothing wrong with that, right?
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably with my new beautiful sweetheart of a girlfriend, (who I most assuredly did not meet on OKC, because why would I find the love of my life here?) merenguing the night away!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am pretty happy with my relationship. Hope it lasts.
You should message me if
you feel like it and just looking for a friend with a streak of dark humor running firmly through his core. I don't bite, and I don't expect anything from you just because you took a chance on talking to me.

And hopefully you are an 80s gal, at least at heart.
The two of us