46 Panamá, Panama
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My self-summary
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Girls, let's dispense with the bullshit.

Not ONLY did I just quit smoking, I am ALSO willing to be a kept man. Just give me some money for expenses and a place to crash. Some toys would be cool too... I like Harleys, and Ferraris too.

I don't know about Oxford commas, though. I am ambivalent there, I think, but I am not sure.


Real respectful, do your own thing kinda guy.

I like somebody who can hold a conversation into any and all topics.

Or maybe I am just another creep that wants to get laid with a pretty lady like YOU, reading my profile, RIGHT NOW. (What a scummy perv!)

Translation: Nothing is guaranteed in life. Take your chances.
What I’m doing with my life
Improving body and spirit through the form and control of the Art of Strength Training. (Shit, I just came up with the title to my future best selling e-book).

Translation: I dynamically reposition chunks of iron air while fighting the force of gravity, cuz I wanna look good buck nekkid.

Translation²: Kid is trying to look good for you ladies, yes, you, specifically reading this line right now. You.
I’m really good at
Obviously I can put two words together and chewing gum does not seem to affect my walking in a straight line anymore. Those abilities opened the door to a whole host of other things that I am magnificent at doing, but that most anyone fails to care about, except for sex, which they care about, because, boy oh boy!, it is magnificent!
The first things people usually notice about me
My unfortunate resting bitch face. And my ridiculously luxurious eyelashes, which look ridiculous on a man methinks... but it detracts from the RBF syndrome, so it evens out a bit.

And that I use far too many ellipsis in my writing...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am sure there is some marketing demographic I fit right into, but I don't feel like typing it out.

I am weird, because I am a well-read, classically educated dude who likes current pop and whatever the hot TV shows are. But I quietly watch Cary Grant movies when no one is around... shhh.

I'll go with, "reticent antisocial wacko who is somehow fun to have as a friend".
The six things I could never do without
I used to care, now, not so much. Actually I do care, but I am getting more zen like as I get older. Do your thing, I do my thing. We meet somewhere in the middle.

I definitely need air and water and a little sustenance, don't know about anything else... but being able to cuddle every once in a while, that I cant do without...

...well no, that last line is actually bullshit designed to lure you into my trap. I am fairly well enough alone. I have cats for cuddling, and they are well-fed and properly groomed. They also don't talk back too much.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I suck at making choices. And how my OKC has yielded ZERO matches over some... eight years online now? I feel like I can just let loose and write whatever the fuck is on my mind cuz no one is listening. It's a liberating feeling.

EDIT: So I went away after letting loose on this stupid little profile, and two weeks later there were two chats waiting for me... wow. Girls like honesty, huh... gonna give this a try.
On a typical Friday night I am
Stoned out of my mind?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get excited about reams of data, but I like intelligent people even more.

I am also lousy boyfriend material, I make a good pal though. No. SERIOUSLY, there is no fixing me. I can't be your project.
You should message me if
you like creepy internet strangers.