47Panamá, Panama
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My self-summary
*** Please be advised this meat product is currently on back-order ***

You may still inquire within for exciting opportunities in the friendship arena with no benefits unless my girlfriend like, really likes you? So not happening. Proceed at your own risk.
What I’m doing with my life
I was the chubby nerd who read too many books. Now I swim and lift weights when I can, not obsessed, but disciplined about it.

Translation²: Kid is trying to look good for you ladies. **Yes, YOU***, specifically reading this line right now. **YOU**.
I’m really good at
Fixin' my body up from years of horrendous neglect.

I also give a mean massage and recently learned some great tips on posture -- which changed my life so that I no longer look like an Australopithecus but far closer to a Neanderthal, and just as pretty!
The first things people usually notice about me
My unfortunate resting bitch face. And my ridiculously luxurious eyelashes, which look ridiculous on a man methinks... but it detracts from the RBF syndrome, so it evens out a bit.

And that I use far too many ellipsis in my writing...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These are scandalously personal questions, but I'll bite:

- Books: Anything by Heinlein, Asimov... or García Márquez. I like reading. My school librarian gave up on me and just gave me free reign of the bookshelves: I didn't even have to check them out.

I don't go much for horror movies, but everything else is game. I seldom go to shows, but I enjoy myself when I do. I tend to binge on a particular sounds formonths then move on to a different one.

Food: I am an equal opportunity eater.
Six things I could never do without
My two cats.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I could say some lofty words right here, but the truth, I spend most of my time thinking how to make ends meet. Nothing wrong with that, right?
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably with my new beautiful sweetheart of a girlfriend, (who I most assuredly did not meet on OKC, because why would I find the love of my life here?) merenguing the night away!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am pretty happy with my relationship. Hope it lasts.
You should message me if
you feel like it and just looking for a friend with a streak of dark humor running firmly through his core. I don't bite, and I don't expect anything from you just because you took a chance on talking to me.

And hopefully you are an 80s gal, at least at heart.
The two of us