44Oakland, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a pretty laid-back person, and when life throws too many lemons at me, a nice hike or bike ride is enough to make some (cherry) lemonade.

I lean towards the silly and sarcastic end of humor. If you enjoy teasing, witty battles, double entendres and nonsensical tangents, we could probably banter until someone's mouth runs dry.
What I’m doing with my life
I own a bicycle rental/repair shop. It sucks up a lot of hours but at least I'm the king (of my teeny tiny) pond!

Outside of the shop, I like to hike, bike, gaze at art, have a couple brews with friends, draw, listen and play music, eat good food and explore. You know, cool stuff that people like us like to do.
I’m really good at
I will slay you with my origami skills and ability to hike up any mountain. Plus I'm pretty handy with a screwdriver (and not just the vodka kind).

Oh yeah, I can fix bikes.
The first things people usually notice about me
My wit that's like a brick through a window, cracking smiles .. and hopefully not causing too much damage.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like to watch documentaries, action, comedy and musicals.

As for music, I tend to gravitate towards (indie) rock and bluegrass.

Also, I know I'm listed as "straight", but I have a not-so-secret man-crush with Ira Glass. Don't be jealous. I've been there since the beginning.

I will eat anything .. at least once. I'll even eat things I dislike to recheck that I still don't like it.
Six things I could never do without
Guitar, iDevices, backpacking gear, bike, a good pair of shoes, and peanuts. Lots and lots of peanuts.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to increase the size of the pond in my teeny tiny kingdom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking cherry lemonade and eating peanuts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I saw Milli Vanilli "live" in concert. Please forget you ever read this.
You should message me if
You are active, enjoy being romanced, are a good communicator and like (cherry) lemonade as much as I do.
The two of us