32Memphis, United States
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My self-summary
"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food."
What I’m doing with my life
This question is too deep for me. Is it like, what is the meaning of life/my life? Then I'm spreading love and learning new things while having as much fun as possible. Currently? I'm filling out endless questionnaires on OkCupid and contemplating just what am I doing with my life. In general: I work, I play, and try not to be a dull boy.

I also have an insatiable lust for knowledge and consider every day to be a learning opportunity.

Really tho I just play poker.
I’m really good at
Scrolling through Reddit, hurling ping pong paddles with deadly accuracy at fast-moving targets, hyphenating, connecting with animals, music, cooking 30 minute brownies in 25 minutes, games, speculation and "economics", typing faster than auto-complete.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Fellowship of the Ring.
Movie: Fight Club. There's no better ending to a movie than banks being blown up, right? Whoops, uh, spoiler alert.
Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I'm using the D.E.N.N.I.S. system right now.
Music: Incubus. You're a mountain that I'd like to climb, not to conquer but to share in the view.
Food: Pizza. Yum! Never met a slice I didn't like. Except pineapple. That's not right.
Bonus question!
Comedian: Louis CK.
I would be remiss if economist Murray Rothbard did not make this list somewhere, even if just an unclassified mention. Also, I fucking love the smell of tennis balls.
I can't stop myself from adding to this list over time:
Author: David Sklansky. "But the purpose of this book is not to get an 'A' from our English teacher [...] So if we end a sentence with a preposition or use a few too many words or even introduce a new subject in a slightly inappropriate place, you can take solace from the fact that you can buy lots more books by Hemmingway with the money we make you." lmao, what a baller.
Six things I could never do without
Baths, music, internet, hairbrush, curves, freedom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's on the shinebox tonight?; the flat Earth; which Axe to buy; That sort of thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching the stars. Never, ever, dancing with them, however.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'd rather watch a StarCraft tournament, or competitive ballroom dancing, than any sport. Really, I do somewhat enjoy ballet; just watched a short doc, "Ballet, Sweat, and Tears", and loved Black Swan.

And, actually I love StarCraft.
You should message me if
You want to.
The two of us