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My self-summary
I'm a laid back, music loving punk from Texas. I'm very loyal to those I care about the most. With that said, I'd love to meet new people to add to that list. I go to concerts as often as I can, collect records, and kick ass at pub trivia.
I’m really good at
Knowing the name of the band or movie you're trying to reference.

Bringing ear plugs to concerts for myself and friends so that their hangovers aren't made worse with tinnitus.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am 6'4". I can't tell you how many conversations with new people start with me leaning over to hear "Man, you're tall."

My beard is getting pretty bushy so I'm sure that's another.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Of Mice and Men, Middlesex, 33 1/3 series, Hunter Thompson, Sedaris, Matt Taibbi and Choke are a few favorites. I've gotten into reading comics again recently upon acquiring a tablet. Preacher, The Boys, Sex Criminals, Sandman, Chew, Stray Bullets, Walking Dead, Deadpool, and most things Batman and Joker related.

Movies: Fargo, Shaun of the Dead, Cabin in the Woods, Kill Bill, Goodfellas, Dead Alive among many others. Zombies, horror, and comedies are my bread and butter

Shows: Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Always Sunny, Louie, Bob's Burgers, Boardwalk Empire, The League, South Park, Soprano's, Six Feet Under, Daredevil, John Oliver, and Veep. I like binge watching shows I grew up on like Parker Lewis Can't Lose and Seinfeld. I have also been going through Beavis and Butthead to see the old videos of the bands I discovered through the show.

I'm absolutely nuts about music and my tastes are all over the place: Ween, Misfits, Queens of the Stone Age, Motorhead, Sublime, Gorillaz, The Doors, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Black Flag, Yardbirds, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Ramones, Beastie Boys, Dead Kennedys, Stooges, Radiohead, Pixies, Grinderman, Pantera, Beck, Ol Dirty Bastard, Nirvana, and The Clash. I could yammer on and on about music forever. Since I've been living here, I've seen Primus 3 times, The Melvins, Tech Nine, Bowievision, Deftones, Black Flag, Mastodon, Tomahawk, Black Sabbath, Man Man, Future Islands, Nick Cave, Nine Inch Nails, Explosions in the Sky and Dethklok. I recently saw Deltron 3030 and Gwar for the first time. So far this year I've seen Primus and Faith No More. Eagles of Death Metal and Riot Fest in Chicago are next.

I'm a huge fan of stand up comedy and try to see as many live shows as I can. George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, Robert Schimmel, and Louis CK are among my favorites.

I also play Xbox when time permits. I can go weeks without playing, but can also get sucked into a great game quickly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I'm going to live, work, and where I'm going on vacation in 2016. I try my best not to leave Seattle between May and September because it feels like I'm wasting the great weather by going elsewhere.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a good time, regardless what I'm doing. I prefer a relaxed evening and have a blast on Saturdays but my friends prefer to blow off steam on Fridays.

if you haven't been to soul night (every other Friday or Saturday), do yourself a favor and go. But take some ear plugs so not every part of your body hurts the next day.

Once every quarter, I watch my friend perform for the Lake Union Concert Orchestra.
You should message me if
You love having as much fun as illegally possible without getting caught.

If you're cooler than a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce.

If you're sweeter than a cherry pie with Redi-Whip topping.

If you're cooler than Freddie Jackson sipping a milkshake in a snowstorm.
The two of us