39Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I am a complicated person with very basic and old fashioned attitudes about life. I love happy hour, but please enjoy the other hours...I'm on all of the apps, but bored of them. Looking for more than sex, don't need a pen pal, and over lack of chivalry and respect.
What I’m doing with my life
It's not anything I dreamed of, but it's also not over yet. I master anything I attempt. That's my work ethic. I'm a work in progress.
I’m really good at
Cooking, photography, conversation, not taking things too seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
Whatever comes out of my mouth is dry and crass and will probably make you laugh...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: anything by Augusten Burroughs, Michael Cunningham, & Dennis Cooper...Also, a good autobiography.

I don't watch television, but I do like an occasional binge with television on DVD. Films are my deal. Greg Araki & Lars Von Treer are my favorite directors.

Music is all over the place. My shuffle can go from Lou Reed, to the Sex Pistols, to Adele in typical fashion.
Six things I could never do without
My Brain
Happy Hour
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life's complexities keep my mind racing. I think about where I'll end up someday. I am a really loyal person, and I consider other people's obstacles and solutions to match. With a sense of humor, I try to always laugh at my actions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing games on the sofa with close friends and good wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll give you anything you want if you are worthy. Otherwise, it's private.
You should message me if
If and only if you are serious about getting to know me. I hate my time being wasted.
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