I make music. Some of it is good.
I've also been involved with various sports including one at a national level. That makes me sound so much fitter than I am.
I want to travel more. And start a cult/religion. Maybe also become a stone-mason, and build statues of aliens, which I'd then hide in the desert just to fuck with future generations.
Getting in touch with my inner Heisenberg.
Books: The Lord of the Rings, Chuck Palahniuk, Graham Greene, the Discworld series, House of Spirits, Generation X, Rant, Survivor, Slaughterhouse 5, V, Nineteen Eighty-Four, One Hundred Years of Solitude, A Song of Ice and Fire series - fantasy, magical realism, satire, postmodern modernism
Films: The Lord of the Rings, Kontroll, Donnie Darko, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Pan's Labyrinth, Terminator 2, Stargate, Fight Club, The Matrix, Moon, Synecdoche, New York, Where the Wild Things Are, The Darjeeling Limited, Rushmore, District 9, The Edukators
TV: Breaking Bad, Forbrydelsen, Borgen, Sherlock, Stargate SG1, Nathan Barley, Peep Show, Brass Eye (most things by Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker)
Music: System of a Down, Dead Kennedys, Anti-Flag, Cradle of Filth, Arch Enemy, Draconian, Architecture in Helsinki, Beseech, Sirenia, The Kovenant, Iron Maiden,KoRn, Disturbed, Sevendust, Machine Head, Chimaira, Rammstein, Goldfinger, The Offspring, Reel Big Fish, Flobots, Comrade Malone, Rise Against, Arcade Fire, Bad Religion, Feeder, Muse, NOFX, Serj Tankian, Scars on Broadway
Maybe we're all just the gravedreams of our long-dead ancestors.
Also, I aspire to be a supervillain along the lines of "Doctor Horrible" but with a snazzier outfit.
*This means I have a blog, it doesn't mean I'm crazy. The purple unicorn in my bathroom means I'm crazy.
If you voted to leave the EU, however, please don't message me. You're either stupid or racist. Likewise, if you voted Conservative, I've got no interest in you.
No breeders please. Condoms exist for a reason.