punktopia
31 Leicester, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Bad news.
What I’m doing with my life
I write, I teach English, I take photos of people/buildings/interesting things and I'm working on films too.

I'm the lead singer of a... band. It doesn't really fit into any one genre.

I've also been involved with various sports including one at a national level. That makes me sound so much fitter than I am.

I want to travel more. And start a cult/religion. Maybe also become a stone-mason, and build statues of aliens, which I'd then hide in the desert just to fuck with future generations.
I’m really good at
Writing, drinking, engineering new ways of destroying reality.

Getting in touch with my inner Heisenberg.
The first things people usually notice about me
Obviously that I'm tall and blonde, like some sort of Greek demigod. Without the bronzed skin or rippling muscles or the superpowers... but you can't have it all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Almost everyone I've ever known has really hated at least one thing I love. So here's a semi-comprehensive list...

Books: The Lord of the Rings, Chuck Palahniuk, Graham Greene, the Discworld series, House of Spirits, Generation X, Rant, Survivor, Slaughterhouse 5, V, Nineteen Eighty-Four, One Hundred Years of Solitude, A Song of Ice and Fire series - fantasy, magical realism, satire, postmodern modernism

Films: The Lord of the Rings, Kontroll, Donnie Darko, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Pan's Labyrinth, Terminator 2, Stargate, Fight Club, The Matrix, Moon, Synecdoche, New York, Where the Wild Things Are, The Darjeeling Limited, Rushmore, District 9, The Edukators

TV: Breaking Bad, Forbrydelsen, Borgen, Sherlock, Stargate SG1, Nathan Barley, Peep Show, Brass Eye (most things by Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker)

Music: System of a Down, Dead Kennedys, Anti-Flag, Cradle of Filth, Arch Enemy, Draconian, Architecture in Helsinki, Beseech, Sirenia, The Kovenant, Iron Maiden,KoRn, Disturbed, Sevendust, Machine Head, Chimaira, Rammstein, Goldfinger, The Offspring, Reel Big Fish, Flobots, Comrade Malone, Rise Against, Arcade Fire, Bad Religion, Feeder, Muse, NOFX, Serj Tankian, Scars on Broadway
The six things I could never do without
The sun, the sky, the stars in the sky, the little black birds, the dancing wind and the monster that lives underneath my bed. His name is Kurt.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The nature of reality, and how it's crumbling all the time. People are playing games about dreams or dreaming of games or watching films about dreams, or reading books about films about books... every layer we add dissolves our sense of what is real and true. Perhaps nothing is.

Maybe we're all just the gravedreams of our long-dead ancestors.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cooking meth in my secret lab. Is it still a secret now it's on the internet?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm in the process of transferring my consciousness to a digital reality.*

Also, I aspire to be a supervillain along the lines of "Doctor Horrible" but with a snazzier outfit.

*This means I have a blog, it doesn't mean I'm crazy. The purple unicorn in my bathroom means I'm crazy.
You should message me if
You're petite, slim, kind, smart and creative...

Or you're a drummer. We definitely need a drummer.

If you voted to leave the EU please get the fuck off my profile.
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