37 Satellite Beach, United States
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My self-summary
I have no idea as to what to say. I am finally out of a bad relationship and am looking to see what is out there. I don't want to jump into anything serious yet but rather take it slow and see what happens. I have a 3 1/2 year old daughter for who my world revolves around. I never thought I'd be that "kind" of parent. Alas, I have found it so. I like to make jokes in crappy situations and be sarcastic as much as possible. I like to pretend I'm a CIA operative sometimes and wish I really were one. I appreciate music of all kinds but can't play an instrument at all, unless the recorder counts. Took 4 years of spanish but have the vocabulary of a 3 year old. I hate to mix protein with sweet food. I haven't eaten turkey on Thanksgiving in 18 years since I don't like to see the carcass on the table. Did I menion I'm a little weird? And why does this site keep asking about my sex life? I feel like I'm being analyzed by Freud.
What I’m doing with my life
Not much right now
I’m really good at
Reading and finding information on enemies. Covert Ops. Remembering useless information. Finding the irony in things like the medical code v69.2 is for "high risk sexual behavior". I can remember numbers be it chart numbers or phone numbers.I can draw an awesome Spongebob. Knock Knock jokes with my kid. Here's a clue:anything with shoe is ewwww for some reason. Oh, and getting knots out of necklaces. That takes some major patience.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair and sparkling wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books-All Edgar Allen Poe, anything related to the Tudors, Animal Farm, coin magazines, Perfume-the story of a murder, I just like to read.
Movies-Night of the Living Dead(the original b&w), Fargo, action movies with good fight scenes, horror movies(but can't look when it gets too gory), The Usual Suspects
TV-BBT, Leveage, The Closer, Burn Notice, Law and Order:CI
Music-Nirvana, Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Soundgarden, N.E.R.D, Queen, STP, Gregorian Chants, Bagpipes, Smashing Pumpkins, The Cure, Jane's Addiction, Sublime, For Squirrels, Butt Trumpet, Bryan Adams, Tool.
Food-Thai, Italian, Tofu, vegtables, fresh bread, mashed potatoes, ice.
The six things I could never do without
My daughter
My Ollie North shirt
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random odd thoughts. My daughter. Existentialism. Why people care who celebrities endorse as a political candidate. Why do restaurants have signs and comercial touting "fresh salad" because really, does anyone enjoy decaying lettuce? How people do not consider butter an oil. Alvin and the Chipmunks.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home with my mom. She just got back from the middle east and is going back in a few days. Usually I just hang out with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I am actually on here....and I dislike spooning all night long. I need space. Also, I am too shy to repond first.
You should message me if
I haven't feaked you out.