25Vancouver, Canada
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My self-summary
farty fadeout, fetid full freak fuckin' fruitcake. devoted reverer of select people and things.

im a secret grouch. having found the best human ever, i find myself basically booked romantically these days.
What I’m doing with my life
findin' stuff, losin' stuff, eatin' stuff, stickin' it to the man.
I’m really good at
accidentally oversharing & eating the leftovers that no one else wants
The first things people usually notice about me
1. white person with (????) genitals.

2. general aire of confusion.

also i stink pretty bad.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
body fluids & dad rock
Six things I could never do without
caffeine, space heater, critical thinking, consent, tactile stimulus, hats, nutritional yeast
I spend a lot of time thinking about
alt. sandwich combinations, patch slogans, conspiracy theories, binaries, relationship dynamics, privilege and oppression, general nostalgia, lighting fixtures, babes, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
revamping my okc profile or falling off a skateboard/bike/metaphorical rockface.
You should message me if
yr into overusing acronyms, you feel like eating some bread, or you want a haircut.

also i only like gross freaks

cis het dudes need not apply
The two of us