26Astley, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Sometimes I search for people on here who I'm 100% enemy with, then I contemplate whether or not I should message them to let them know that we "must do battle!"
I've only sent it once.
What I’m doing with my life
I plan on attending Salford Uni next year to study media production. My dream job is to make films. It's a sector so competitive, but you'll never have a shot at something if you never try, right? I spent four years studying performing arts too and loved it
I’m really good at
Singing. I play a little guitar here 'n' there too.
General knowledge!
Creeping people out with horrible facial expressions on Snapchat.*

*If you want in on that, it's deadpool22
The first things people usually notice about me
My lions mane? My slightly bearded face? The fact I'm wearing clothes?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Stand By Me, A Clockwork Orange, Spirited Away, The Big Lebowski, The Warriors, Let The Right One In, Natural Born Killers, Clerks, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Watchmen, [REC], Grave of The Fireflies, City of God, Role Models, DRIVE, Super, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Step Brothers.

Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Eastbound and Down, Scrubs, The Big Bang Theory, Misfits, Green Wing, Spaced, Black Books, American Dad, Family Guy, Batman: The Animated series, Spongebob, Metalocalypse, The Venture Bros, Adventure Time.

Fight Club, The Curious Incident of The Dog in the Night-time, Looking For Alaska, Shit My Dad Says, most kinds of comics - anything MARVEL. I've also got a book of ghost stories by M. R. James, eerie shit!

Fleetwood Mac, Bob Marley, Queen, Hendrix, Iron Maiden, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Metallica, RUSH, Alestorm, Black Sabbath, Weezer.
Six things I could never do without
PG Tips.
Good company.
My PS3.
My fleshlight... I'm just kidding. I can't afford one.
Delicious food.
My dog, Darcy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The past, the future, my Mum sometimes. The universe, dimensions, alternate realities. "What if this/that happened..."
On a typical Friday night I am
In the club*, fighting off bitches**

*living room
**drinking tea
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm 22 years-old and can't ride a bike. I'm also a terrible swimmer, so please don't suggest a walk near open water. If you fall in, I've no other option but to briskly walk away and pray you didn't inform any friends or relatives that you were out with me
You should message me if
You like the sound of me. It's simple as that.

Or even if you just need somebody to talk to. I'm an excellent listener. I've been through a lot; perhaps I could share some wisdom?
The two of us