39Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Beware: BBW, run fast! :)

No couples!! I'm not here for a hookup.

For those who stuck around ;) I'm born and raised in Brooklyn and work in the city. I'm a laid back kind of gal, looking for what most are I suppose, happiness.
I'm big into tattoos. I'll always be a work in progress.
I love the beach. Weekends in the summer my ass is in Coney Island. Alone, but hoping to remedy that.
I love street fairs, carnivals, feeding the squirrels while walking through Madison Square Park .
I'm caring, loving, affectionate, supportive, silly, honest to a fault. I'm quick witted only part time, I make myself laugh :)
Animal lover; opt to adopt!
I'm real.
I ask that if you do contact me please do it with respect. Too often people hide behind their computers and it just gives them an excuse to be rude. Act and treat me as if you were meeting me in person please. Thanks.
I'm a total grammar nazi, and proud of it. I kinda have this thing where I don't like to be seen as an ignorant adult, call me crazy. I dislike text talk, and please know basic punctuation.
I'm told I'm too open and honest but why is that a bad thing? You want to know what you're getting in to right?
I am Laidback, a lil odd, and misunderstood
**There's one question about what you would do if you saw someone kicking their dog or animal, if you answered this with "ignore it" DO NOT bother with me.....if you can walk away from seeing that having done nothing, you're a pos!**

**If you don't know how to communicate or refuse, and are void of all emotion please don't waste my time or yours**
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a large advertising agency in Tribeca. I've been in the field 15 years now. I work in finance, lots of paper work. I enjoy what I do, who I work for and with.
I’m really good at
I love to bake, I think I'm pretty good at it. I make the best cheesecake in town! I don't do it as often as I'd like because I have no one to feed desserts to.
Also, useless trivia, not with everything but I do seem to have a pretty good memory for stupid things, faces and names.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends on what I'm wearing I guess. Either my tattoos or my tits. (This is not a cue for you to comment on my tits. If your opening greeting to me is about them you will not get a response)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love stand-up comedy, my favs being Louis CK, Jim Breuer and Jim Jefferies.

Music: I'm a huge fan of Tool, they are simply amazing, but Volbeat has become my everything. Pantera, APC, The Beatles, The Black Crowes, Queen, Sarah McLachlan, Adele, Pink, The Eagles, Incubus, Clutch, DSO, LOA.
I grew up in the 80's so I have a love for hair bands..., Skid Row, Mötley Crüe, L. A. Guns, Pretty Boy Floyd, Warrant etc. Not a fan of hip hop or rap in any way.

Books: Scar Tissue, Harry Potter, American Psycho, She's come Undone, Sookie Stackhouse, Fifty Shades (don't you judge me).

Food: I love a good breakfast, pancakes yum! I have an addiction to chocolate, and in the summer I live on watermelon. BBQ, Cuban, Mexican, Italian. My favorite being Hibachi.

Movies: Back to the Future trilogy. Kevin Smith films, Judd Apatow films. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American Psycho, The Big Lebowski, Rock Star, Empire Records, Ted, The Big Chill, E.T., Crazy Stupid Love, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, (Bogus Journey was good too, but not as good). I do like romantic comedies, I'm a hopeless romantic, I love love.

Shows: True Blood, The Walking Dead, Dexter, Iron Chef, Chopped, Masterchef, Roseanne, Friends, etc.
Six things I could never do without
Family & Friends
Sex & Love
Sanity (necessary to be a New Yorker)
Blackout curtains
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I tend to be a worry wart (chick brain) I think about the future a lot, especially with the economy in the crapper. I have no 5 year plan or anything like that, plans don't always work, why set high goals if I don't know that I can meet them.....I just do my best!
On a typical Friday night I am
Nothing exciting sadly, just hanging either with friends or family. I've become a laid back woman. I used to do the bar thing for awhile and as much as I enjoyed it I feel it's run it's course as far as going on a weekly basis.
WANTED: More of a social life....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't ride a bike.
Farts are hilarious! " “You don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to.” -Louis C.K.
You should message me if
If reading my profile made you smile.....and if you want to of course ;)
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