I took the year off college to look for a job and actually figure out what i want to do with my life. It turned out the world domination business wasn't all it was cracked up to be. World governments don't pay as well these days when you hold the moon hostage and there are really next to no benefits on the job. So I've been thinking of going into teaching. Then maybe I can teach moon hostaging to a whole new generation.
I did manage to land a job at Dairy Queen. Now, while this may seem like a completely normal job, it turns out DQ also partakes in the industry of evil. They have spent years perfecting the recipes for delicious frozen treats to lead the customer to slowly become dependent on DQ for delicious ice creamy-ness. Along with a hefty amount of human nip in the rest of the food and you can't keep away.
I realize my "about me" probably makes no sense, but if you really want to get to know me just ask anything.
Also, drawings galore right here at this link after this sentence. I guess I didn't really have to specify it was after that sentence seeing as I pretty much said, "Have at this link right here." I also probably didn't need an explanation stating why I said the link would be after that sentence. Seeing as this paragraph is getting mildly out of hand at the moment, I should just post the link and get it over with. Well, here you go: http://www.flickr.com/photos/robotsaysrawr/
Movies Star Wars (Original Trilogy), Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, the three Indiana Jones, Monty Python, Jim Carrey movies, Zombieland, The Dark Knight, The Princess Bride, Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, The Road, I Am Sam, Lion King, Across the Universe, The Goonies, Breakfast Club, Ghostbusters, Eraserhead, Nightmare Before Christmas, Yes Man, Wayne's World, Blues Brothers, Caddyshack, The Mask, Watchmen, Tropic Thunder, Pineapple Express, Step Brothers, Sucker Punch, A Hard Day's Night, The Stand, Shawshank Redemption, Green Mile, Forrest Gump
TV Saturday Night Live, Psych, Scrubs, Monty Python, The Cape, House, Jimmy Fallon, The Guild, Monk, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Human Target, Chuck, Doctor Who, Eureka, The Inbetweeners, The Big Bang Theory, Attack of the Show, Modern Family, The Office, Community, Mythbusters, Ghost Hunters
Anime (Yes, it needs it's own category) Yu Yu Hakusho, Bleach, Desert Punk, Full Metal Alchemist, Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, Trigun, Elfen Lied, Code Geass, Chobits, Death Note, Deadman Wonderland, Eureka Seven, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Durarara, Ghost in the Shell, Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagann, InuYasha, One Piece, Pokemon, Samurai Champloo, s-CRY-ed, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Soul Eater
Music The Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Them Crooked Vultures, CAKE, Cage the Elephant, ZZ Top, Lonely Island, Soundgarden, Rolling Stones, Kiss, Flaming Lips, TV on the Radio, the Feelies, Queen, Motley Crue, OK Go, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Radiohead, Styx, Weezer, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rush, Radiohead, AC/DC, Boston, Journey, Foghat, MGMT, Minutemen, Pink Floyd, The Ramones, Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants, ZZ Top, Black Sabbath, Sex Pistols. I'll listen to just about anything really. I'm not that into country, though. I grew up in Wisconsin and they play it all the time. It's just too depressing for me.
Food That which is edible. I also love to cook. Food always tastes better when I know I made it myself :P
-Internet (Because everything is done online these days)
-My computer (To use said internet)
-My friends (Original answer, right?)
-Music (Still a totally original answer)
-Cuddling (Because sometimes you just need to not have sex)
- Could spend a day just people watching and coming up with crazy back stories for said people
- Agree that Starbucks really isn't that great, just everywhere
- You know the answer to life, the universe, and everything
- Or you want to add me to your D&D group because my magic missile is legen - wait for it - dary
- You read through all this ridiculousness and are still willing to get to actually know me