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My self-summary
General nerd, tattooed, septum pierced, cooking enthusiast, dog lover, wine drinker, data scientist, nap taker, friend maker.

I have a group of awesome friends. I love my family. My soul mate is my dog. Long conversations over drinks and heart to hearts with friends make me happy.

I need a new book to read. This is always applicable.

I prefer Masterchef Jr. to regular Masterchef.
What I’m doing with my life
Making conversation. Playing fetch. Reading. Making. Writing. Analyzing. Planning. Doing.

Literally farting. You know girls fart, right?
I’m really good at
Watching Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. Drinking very slowly. Drinking very quickly. Making people feel comfortable. Taking cuisine risks. Reading books too quickly. Becoming emotionally attached to fictional characters. Bathing dogs. Making recommendations on music/movies/books based on what I know about a person.
The first things people usually notice about me
Glasses. Bangs. Lips. Tattoos.

Or the big goofy dog that is currently trying to kiss passersby.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Movies: Coherence, Ghost World, Aliens, District 9, The Wrath of Khan, Toy Story 3, There Will Be Blood, Die Hard, Demolition Man, The Running Man, Penelope, Love Actually, Serenity, Amelie, Run Lola Run, Times Square, The Fifth Element, Birdman, Jacky in the Kindgom of Women

Books: Pratchett, Gaiman, Dick, Haldeman, Lovecraft, Orwell, Heller, Kafka, Bukowski, Palahnuik, Vonnegut, Suess.

Music: Iron Maiden, the Misfits, Death, Cannibal Corpse, Black Sabbath, Pentagram, Electric Wizard, The Mountain Goats, Belle and Sebastian, Kishi Bashi, Neutral Milk Hotel, Miniature Tigers, The Magnetic Fields, Dr. Dog, Foxy Shazam, Scissor Sisters, The Wombats, Bombadil, Willy Nelson, 50s/60s Girl Groups, The Decemberists, The Shins, Dirty Projectors, Sunset Rubdown
Six things I could never do without
1. My glasses.
2. My dog
3. Video Streaming services
4. Internet
5. Air?
6. Clean underwear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The universe. The well being of loved ones. Traveling. Music/Movies/Books. The Past. The Present. The Future.

Why the hell don't these numbers make sense? Oh... that's what's wrong.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at a show. Hanging out with friends. Reading a book. Cooking a meal. Cleaning my house. Making something. Destroying something. Drinking wine. Conversing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I fart sometimes.
You should message me if
+ You have a good idea you'd like to share with me.
+ You want to cause trouble with me.
+ You'd like to see what sort of adventures we can have.
+ I'm being serious about the 'new friends' thing. Even if you're not attracted to me, but think we'd get along as friends -- I'm totally game.
The two of us