37 Washington, United States
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My self-summary
I'm an honest, loyal, caring and trustworthy person - someone you can count on.

I can speak five languages and have traveled all around the world but I still don’t understand why Ri-Ri would ever get back with Chris Brown!

My lithium levels are fine and I'm ready for a good time.

I’m looking for a guy somewhere between Abed Nadir and Abu Nazir. Abud Nadzir.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Keeping my friends close and my enemies closer to the point where sometimes I fall in love with my enemies and lose all my friends. I’m super protective of my man, whether it’s a piece of broccoli stuck in his teeth or a plot to detonate a suicide bomb in a crowded city street. And, I’m really good at getting you to tell me your deepest darkest secrets.
The first things people usually notice about me
I hope that people notice that I’m different. That everyone is not me.

I have a totally tight body.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Jazz, jazz, and more jazz
Shows: Brody’s Bedroom, Brody’s Kitchen, Enlightened, Interrogation Room 3
Movies: Romeo and Juliet, Spy Kids 3, The Princess Bride
The six things I could never do without
White Wine, Thumbtacks/corkboards, the family cabin, BitTorrent, Pirate’s Booty, Tina Fey... Ugh. This is tough. There are allaht of things that I can’t live without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, love and the pursuit of HapPENISs
On a typical Friday night I am
I enjoy kicking back and being catatonic on the couch but I also like putting on a LBD and hitting a swanky hotel bar!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I waterboarded a guy once.
You should message me if
You have any tips regarding war crimes or acts of treason.