29Oldsmar, United States
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My self-summary
I'm just a rude dude with a crude 'tude.

My two cardinal rules for living in Florida:
1. Don't trust anyone who doesn't like Jimmy Buffet.
2. Don't trust anyone who wears socks.

ESFP Y'all!
What I’m doing with my life
On the highway to heck.
I’m really good at
Becoming aware of swinging my arms while walking and feeling really self conscious about it.
The first things people usually notice about me
How impossibly chill I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: The Memories, White Fang, Terry Malts, BOOM, Jeff The Brotherhood, Natural Child, Ty Segall, Jacuzzi Boys, The Moonhearts, The Beets, Juan Wauters, Almighty Defenders, MC5, Death, Shannon and The Clams, Thee Oh Sees, Hunx, Nobunny, Mean Jeans, Diarrhea Planet, The Growlers, Lovvers, Smith Westerns, Curtis Harding, Davila 666, Traditional Fools, The Strangeloves, The Standells, Thee Headcoats, Sam Sham and The Pharaohs, Gary Glitter, T.Rex, Bay City Rollers, The Ronettes, The Shangri-Las, mostly anything Phil Spector has done (except the Beatles garbage) and lots more.

Movies: I will watch any movie regardless if I think I'm going to like it or not. Although I am partial to indie comedies and 70's kung fu flicks.

Shows: I watch a lot of really good TV, but I also watch a lot of really bad TV.

Books: Comic books, and regular books. Kerouac, Klosterman, Hornby, Palahniuk, Vonnegut, Hemmingway, all the cool dudes.

Food: BBQ. Pretty much anything that is meat. I would kill for a pizza. I would LITERALLY kill for a pizza.
Six things I could never do without
Tampa Bay Rowdies, family, rock'n'roll, pizza, bodacious babes, and good vibes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dad jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Howlin' at the moon. Boppin' to some tunes. Reading comics. Watching movies. Hanging with friends at the bar, watching/going to Tampa Bay Rowdies games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know how to use the three sea shells.
You should message me if
You put crushed red pepper on your pizza.
The two of us