queensizetwix
30Sacramento, United States
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My self-summary
Check your profile. Then back to mine. Then back to your profile. Now back to mine. If your profile doesnt have words on it like mine, please turn back. Fix it. Pimp it up . Then return.

I worked really hard on this profile... You should be giving the same effort before even THINKING of asking for my time. Time is an illusion, but I dont like to waste it.

If your profile looks like you really didnt take time to work on it... I will not answer you . Its simple as that.

Big note: I AM GENDERQUEER.

" Not queer like gay. queer like, escaping definition. Queer like some sort of fluidity and limitlessness at once. Queer like a freedom too strange to be conquered. Queer like the fearlessness to imagine what love can look like… and pursue it." [ Quoted from Brandon Wint]

I am everything and nothing on my best days.

I'm well-fed. [ fat and happy! ] Assembly is required of me . I have a hard time trusting people right way. I have abandonment issues. I only own three pairs of jeans and will wear them until I cant no more. My feet are huge, I cackle like a witch, my tits are more than a handful and my hair is wild and cannot be tamed by your mere brush and comb.

With that out of the way...

I'm an artistic, strong, easygoing, encouraging, intimidating, caring, fashionable, crass, bold, eager-to-learn, eager-to-share creamy, chewy, crunchy, feminist twix bar. I play ukulele, sing loudly in the car, and will cuddle up to you for a sunbathing catnap.

I can wrestle a grown man to the ground in a sundress.

I can break a biker down with love and snuggles until he starts giggling like a school girl.

And while I can be cute and cuddly I curse like a sailor and will not hesitate to lay the smackdown on you... in Pokèmon.
What I’m doing with my life
Right Now I'm working on my art and my social life. I'm happy with a good medium.. but its even better when I can mix them together. I love meeting other artists!

My long term goal is to be a well-known children's book illustrator and writer. I remember reading a lot of good books when I was younger and how they inspired me to draw in the first place. I want to inspire children.

I'm taking some big steps in a positive direction. Tired of moping around.

Art Blog: http://alachatte.tumblr.com
I’m really good at
being a positive distraction. Having 300 creative ideas for you to do when you're bored. I'm also good at being a shoulder to cry on, and the ear you can box off. But please, PLEASE... if you really just want to vent and not have any advice given back to you, shut me up.

I really try not to boast about my talents too much but I've been told I have a good eye and hand for art. I love to draw and watercolor painting has become my new mistress.

I dabble in different mediums in hopes to become an artistic jack-of-all-trades.

*laughs* Like many others I like to spend my shower and driving time with singing. I'm STILL BAD AT IT. But I love doing it anyway! Its so much fun.

And I'm really good at loving. I'm known to love completely, unconditionally and fearlessly once you have my affection.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know. I'll have to ask next time I go out.

What I /think/ people first notice about me is ...Uh... my prosthetic.. if I'm wearing a dress. And....hm..my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My current Readings: The Fat Girls Guide to Life by Wendy Shanker.

All-Time Favorite Books: Welcome to Night Vale by Joseph Fink and Jeffry Cranor . A New Earth by Eckhart Tolle .

Favorite Shows: Community, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Wander Over Yonder, [[BoJack Horseman , Bob's Burgers , Archer, Gravity Falls

My current favorite movie: The Lego Batman Movie.

I'm a musical butterfly . I'm pretty open to all sorts of music but I tend to shy away from country or metal [ I never said I didnt like it.. its just not my first choice ] .

My Current insta-repeat song is Phenomenal Woman by Laura Mvula .

I love Chipotle Burritos. Authentic Ramen is great for those rainy days, BBQ is great to eat outside in the summer. Messy food is always great to enjoy when you have someone to lick clean.

I. LOVE. TO. COOK. I'm collecting cookbooks and online recipes. My favorite recipe I've learned so far is Homemade biscuits. I know how to make a mean macaroni and cheese too..from scratch!
Six things I could never do without
- Love : Love comes in many forms. Friends, Family, Pack Members, Fellow Geeks, Squishes and Crushes.

- Peace: To be able to break away and wind down. And break wind . -poot-

- Independence: I love to have options, choices and the ability to say "no".

- Art utensils: sketchbook and paper, paintbrush, sand....SOMETHING. When artistic juices flow you have to put your art out. It drives me batshit when the art bug hits me and i have nothing to put it down on.

- Chapstick: I really don't like when my lips are dry. You cant have crusty lips when you're trying to kiss someone!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever is on my mind at the time. A brain is a complex organ. It changes and switches all the time.

Last time I updated this profile I was thinking about the importance of self-control, of being mindful and how important having your own peace is. Now I'm wondering about the importance of finality.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There's a lot of private things I'm willing to admit! I'm an open book -- if you ask me the right questions, I'll give you the answers.

But I guess one i can share is when I go to the bathroom I turn on the faucet.
You should message me if
You want scars with stories behind them.

You want to do an art trade!

You want someone to call you on your bullshit, then try and make you smile afterwards.
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