I worked really hard on this profile... You should be giving the same effort before even THINKING of asking for my time. Time is an illusion, but I dont like to waste it.
If your profile looks like you really didnt take time to work on it... I will not answer you . Its simple as that.
Big note: I AM GENDERQUEER.
" Not queer like gay. queer like, escaping definition. Queer like some sort of fluidity and limitlessness at once. Queer like a freedom too strange to be conquered. Queer like the fearlessness to imagine what love can look like… and pursue it." [ Quoted from Brandon Wint]
I am everything and nothing on my best days.
I'm well-fed. [ fat, chubby, plumpy, whatever you wanna call it. If you're looking for someone who's your ideal model or "average" then go away ] Assembly is required of me . I have a hard time trusting people right way. I have abandonment issues. I only own two pairs of jeans and will wear them until I cant no more. My feet are huge, I cackle like a witch, my tits are more than a handful and my hair is wild and cannot be tamed by your mere brush and comb.
Yes I know my shoulders are huge. Yes I know my ass is huge in general. Thank you for noticing.
With that out of the way...
I'm an artistic, strong, easygoing, encouraging, intimidating, caring, fashionable, crass, bold, eager-to-learn, eager-to-share creamy, chewy, crunchy, feminist twix bar. I play ukulele, sing loudly in the car, and will cuddle up to you for a sunbathing catnap.
I can wrestle a grown man to the ground in a sundress.
I can break a biker down with love and snuggles until he starts giggling like a school girl.
And while I can be cute and cuddly I curse like a sailor and will not hesitate to lay the smackdown on you... in Pokèmon.
I have a couple of mini-goals. Like... I'd like to open up my social circle. Make new friends, perhaps find that silly thing called "love" [ i think thats how you spell it ] ... and then exact revenge on the person that hid it from me in the first place!
I want to work on my art portfolio, too.
My long term goal is to be a well-known children's book illustrator and writer. I remember reading a lot of good books when I was younger and how they inspired me to draw in the first place. I want to inspire children.
Art Blog: http://alachatte.tumblr.com
I really try not to boast about my talents too much but I've been told I have a good eye and hand for art. I love to draw and watercolor painting has become my new mistress.
I dabble in different mediums in hopes to become an artistic jack-of-all-trades.
*laughs* Like many others I like to spend my shower and driving time with singing. I'm STILL BAD AT IT. But I love doing it anyway! Its so much fun.
And I'm really good at loving. I'm known to love completely, unconditionally and fearlessly once you have my affection.
What I /think/ people first notice about me is ...Uh... my prosthetic.. if I'm wearing a dress. And....hm..my hair.
Favorite Shows: Steven Universe, Wander Over Yonder, [[BoJack Horseman , Bob's Burgers , Archer, Gravity Falls
My current favorite movie: The Croods, The Avengers, Spaceballs , Batman Movies are my fave too, yes even the horrible ones. Oh, and Megamind.
I'm a musical butterfly . I'm pretty open to all sorts of music but I tend to shy away from country or metal [ I never said I didnt like it.. its just not my first choice ] .
My Current insta-repeat song is Peppermint Creams by Ninja Sex Party and Bonetrusle .
I love Chipotle Burritos. Authentic Ramen is great for those rainy days, BBQ is great to eat outside in the summer. Messy food is always great to enjoy when you have someone to lick clean.
I. LOVE. TO. COOK. I'm collecting cookbooks and online recipes. My favorite recipe I've learned so far is Homemade biscuits. I know how to make a mean macaroni and cheese too..from scratch!
- Peace: To be able to break away and wind down. And break wind . -poot-
- Independence: I love to have options, choices and the ability to say "no".
- Art utensils: sketchbook and paper, paintbrush, sand....SOMETHING. When artistic juices flow you have to put your art out. It drives me batshit when the art bug hits me and i have nothing to put it down on.
- Chapstick: I really don't like when my lips are dry. You cant have crusty lips when you're trying to kiss someone!
Last time I updated this profile I was thinking about how a date stood me up... and if its illegal to marry yourself. But now I'm thinking about the importance of self-control, of being mindful and how important having your own peace is.
But I guess one i can share is when I go to the bathroom I turn on the faucet.
You want to do an art trade!
You want someone to call you on your bullshit, then try and make you smile afterwards.